when your walking down the street and there is a festival of titties everywhere and you cant help but get a massive erection, but its ok because boners are cool at titty parades
Bill: Yo steve i just walked through the best titty parade ever!
Steve: did you get a huge boner?
Bill: YEAH ONLY IT WAS COOL BECAUSE BONERS ARE FORMALLY ACCEPTED AT TITTY PARADES
Steve: OH YEAH
Steve: did you get a huge boner?
Bill: YEAH ONLY IT WAS COOL BECAUSE BONERS ARE FORMALLY ACCEPTED AT TITTY PARADES
Steve: OH YEAH
by Michael Noone April 28, 2008
An event, such as the Oscars, that consists of an unimportant, unrelevant event that except to those that are partaking in said event, is totally not important to the functioning of the world as a whole.
by Jeeberstein March 6, 2006
A Canadian indie rock band with Arcade Fire connections whose first record was produced by none other than Issac Brock of Modest Mouse fame. As if all of those connections to famous people were not enough, their debut album, "Apologies to the Queen Mary", became overhyped by the online Media Machine as the Next Big Thing(r).
Leaving the indie snobbery behind, they are a damn good band who wrote some extremely good songs that are currently stuck in my head
Leaving the indie snobbery behind, they are a damn good band who wrote some extremely good songs that are currently stuck in my head
by aleclair May 18, 2006
A derogatory term often used while sitting in traffic referring to the cars between you and your destination. An AIDS parade is generally held every weekend from December through March on I-70 in Colorado. This term can also be used as a derogatory colloquialism expressing a great distaste for ones life, mannerisms, or actions.
Damnit Jew, would you look at this AIDS parade in front of us?
Jew, you really are a fucking one man AIDS Parade!
Jew, you really are a fucking one man AIDS Parade!
by TiredReality July 23, 2009
When you are so crowded by pussy that you just don't know where to put your pecker. Often the ones having a snatch parade are the ass holes that don't deserve the girls.. and most often involve girls that me, you and your friends will never have a chance with.
1."Dude that jerk is having a constant snatch Parade"
2.Guy: "oh hey, how have you been?"
Ex Girlfriend: "I've been good, I'm engaged now"
Guy: "yeah, it's been constant snatch parade for me"
2.Guy: "oh hey, how have you been?"
Ex Girlfriend: "I've been good, I'm engaged now"
Guy: "yeah, it's been constant snatch parade for me"
by Dylbinator October 11, 2010
A drill and ceremony position executed from the position of attention. It has nothing to do with attractive women and doesn't remotely refer to standing at attention. It is also used when speaking to a non-commissioned officer who is ranked higher than you.
Solider: Hey 1st Sergeant, what time is final formation?
NCO: Soldier, you better stand at fucking parade rest when you address the 1st Sergeant. You know what, get the fuck down and push!
Soldier: Goddamnit.
NCO: Soldier, you better stand at fucking parade rest when you address the 1st Sergeant. You know what, get the fuck down and push!
Soldier: Goddamnit.
by Schwaka0 November 28, 2015
The other people are wrong..
Mayday Parade vocals were made up of Derek Sanders and JASON LANCASTER, who left the band in April 2007 after recording A Lesson in Romantics. He is now in the band, Go Radio.
But.. Mayday Parade is still the best band ever!! And they are the sweetest guys you will ever meet.
Mayday Parade vocals were made up of Derek Sanders and JASON LANCASTER, who left the band in April 2007 after recording A Lesson in Romantics. He is now in the band, Go Radio.
But.. Mayday Parade is still the best band ever!! And they are the sweetest guys you will ever meet.
by dani schirmer October 5, 2008