Phat Ass Forte, this abbreviation is in reference to a kid named forte, who has a phat ass. (it’s crazy plump)
by joecrenshaw November 20, 2023

When a young male masturbates, the sound they make is fap... But when an elderly gentlemen masturbates this is the sound they make. (See fap for more information)
Guy 1: Ew I heard my 72 year old pepep paffing last night.
Guy 2: Ew... At least that's not as bad as when I heard my 92 yr old grandmother slaffing -.-
Guy 2: Ew... At least that's not as bad as when I heard my 92 yr old grandmother slaffing -.-
by T-7 April 7, 2009

Acrynom for Pussy Ass Faggit Shit. Can be used to describe a person (you are such a PAFS) or to describe a situation (that is PAFS).
Tom: I think I'm going to get a big mac meal with a diet coke.
Kevin: Dude, that is some PAFS
Tom: You're right, I'll get a regular coke.
Kevin: Dude, that is some PAFS
Tom: You're right, I'll get a regular coke.
by sick weapon August 23, 2011

Pretentious art fiddler.
Pretentious artist craving attention/money/recognition for something otherwise insignificant.
-A pretentious artist whom believes that they deserve praise for making a piece of artwork/content/song, no matter how basic and copy pasted their style or idea is, be it anything from a basic stickman or some manga dude in a head lock.
They often feel the need to promote themselves in public areas, forums or in other ways feel relevant.
Pretentious artist craving attention/money/recognition for something otherwise insignificant.
-A pretentious artist whom believes that they deserve praise for making a piece of artwork/content/song, no matter how basic and copy pasted their style or idea is, be it anything from a basic stickman or some manga dude in a head lock.
They often feel the need to promote themselves in public areas, forums or in other ways feel relevant.
Example from Facebook: Yeah, 'try me'. Try me to stop me from dragging your non- crediting soul to the underworld were reposters who don't link to the source belongs. I drew this, don't be disrespectful.
Normal person: Don't be such a paf, might as well just repost and meme it without giving you the attention you crave.
Normal person: Don't be such a paf, might as well just repost and meme it without giving you the attention you crave.
by Zahkrosis June 4, 2021

Dude, last night he PAF'd all over me. It was gross!
My PAFing was out of control after he drove my ass last night.
My PAFing was out of control after he drove my ass last night.
by The Cum Queen February 9, 2010

People Are Fucking Stupid
by KiddyPool August 8, 2020

by Chrissy13 May 18, 2018
