PAF

Post Anal-sex Fart

Male version of a queef.

Dude, last night he PAF'd all over me. It was gross!

My PAFing was out of control after he drove my ass last night.

by The Cum Queen February 9, 2010

paf

When a young male masturbates, the sound they make is fap... But when an elderly gentlemen masturbates this is the sound they make. (See fap for more information)

Guy 1: Ew I heard my 72 year old pepep paffing last night.

Guy 2: Ew... At least that's not as bad as when I heard my 92 yr old grandmother slaffing -.-

by T-7 April 7, 2009

Paf

Positive thing/ experience/ moment

Oh my god that was so paf

by H-words June 7, 2019

Paf

Something bad/ bad experience/ bad thing

This meal was soooo paf

by H-words June 7, 2019

PAF

Pretentious as fuck. Noun. A person who is showy, flashy, flaunty.

That guy is such a paf.

by Shishkabobbett May 3, 2019

PAF

Acronym for Phony As Fuck

“You can always tell when a girl is being PAF, b/c she’s too nice to be believed.”

by Chrissy13 May 18, 2018

#PAFS

People Are Fucking Stupid

I cant believe they are gonna try and tell me how to live my life.. #PAFS

by KiddyPool August 8, 2020