Pasty Pal

A pasty pal is the accumulation of a minimum of 8hrs of ass-sweat mixed with a failed “quick wipe” after a hurried poop.

I had to get this jog in right after I crapped on the toilet. Now I gotta shower and get rid of this pasty pal.

by TacoBangBang March 7, 2021

smashed pasty

After having sexual intercourse, the vagina becomes known as a smashed pasty.

Last night I got lucky with this rough bird, went back to her place, and I got the hell outta there this morning before she got her smashed pasty our for seconds!

by Siobhan Smith July 27, 2008

Pabst

Sure, it's a cheap beer and probably not the best-tasting, but it goes down smooth, gets me drunk, and still leaves me with enough money for food. I actually find the taste crisp and better than other cheap beers.

"I can't believe you're drinking that piss-water called Pabst. You should drink Guinness like real men."

Me - "I probably would if your six-pack of Guinness didn't cost as much as a case of Pabst."

by DownToEarthDude November 23, 2009

I'd smash her pasty

I would have sexual intercourse with that lovely young lady over there.

"What do you reckon john, would you smash her pasty?"
"I'd smash her pasty, man, I'd go to greggs on that bitch!"

by Megaross March 26, 2010

Pabst Goal

A greasy (bad shot, undeserved) goal in any type of hockey video game. In comparison to offering someone a Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. Which someone wouldn't expect to receive something that crappy, but does.

Sam: You took that slapshot from behind the blue line.

Brandon: It was a clean shot.

Sam: What a fucking pabst goal.

by theshizz55 January 14, 2013

Pabst pounder

Pabst beer makes a 16 oz. can, when ordering one it is common to say "let me get a pabst pounder." 16 ounces makes a pound, and granted it is 16 fluid ounces, but one ounce of water is supposed to weigh one ounce, or so my high school educations says so.

let me get a pabst pounder

by Milwaukee Mark January 28, 2005

Pabstini

An adult beverage popular in Portland, OR. Made by adding a shot of lemon-flavored vodka to a pint of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, then adding a few green olives on a toothpick, or as an alternative, adding a few vermouth-soaked green olives to a PBR will get the job done as well.

Dude, we're gonna get crunk on some Pabstini's tonite!

by khiddy June 5, 2004