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Ice Cream Paint Job 

Refers to a motor vehicle that features a creamy interior, while also possessing an exceptionally clean exterior. This is analogous to an ice cream cone in which the "cream" is contained within the interior of the cone while the outside remains clean. Hence, the "Ice Cream Paint Job".
My new car has such a rich, creamy interior, and the exterior is just so clean; all my friends say that I've got an ice cream paint job.
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Long Island Paint Job 

A Long Island Paint Job is the act of puking on (or in) a car due to a night of extreme consumption of alcohol. Initial phrase was created because of the after effects of Long Island Iced Tea or LIIT.
Example 1:
Chip: What happened to your car?
Russ: Cody and Logan gave it a long island paint job after pounding back all those LIITs at the bar.

Example 2:
Puke on the inside, puke on the outside - Long Island Paint Job.
Long Island Paint Job by TheGat51 November 8, 2009

Alaskan Paint Job

Noun - when an Alaskan stripper gives you a lap dance & leaves a streak down your pant leg.

Can also be used with any state or town!
Man, I got this killer lap dance last night at the titty bar. The bitch gave me one helluva Alaskan Paint Job!

Philadelphia Paint Job 

After anal sex, she farts big and the cum sprays all over the wall.
I butt fucked her for a month, now I have a full Philadelphia paint job in my bedroom.
Philadelphia Paint Job by Joe Black2 September 26, 2018

african paint job 

Its when your on the shitter and then you whip your ass and blow your nose with the same piece of toilet paper
Jon: I was pooping and the i gave myself and African paint job

Tron: eeeeew that gross
african paint job by hahasuka January 31, 2014

vermont paint job 

a vermont paint job is when you get a lap dance with a chick who didn't wipe well (aka: skid marks)
me and my buds went to this k-rad strip joint and fred got a lapdance from shirley who ended up giving him a vermont paint job... much more then what he bargained for!
vermont paint job by mustardplug February 15, 2005

Jamaican Paint job

When a guy cums into a glass of a mixture of Tomato Sauce and Mustard then forcing the chick to drink it and puke back in to the same glass, re drink it and spray it all over herself.
Jamaican Paint job by Wizrdlys February 6, 2015