yoko ono

An influential woman who provided John Lennon with inspiration to write some of his most beautiful live songs, like “I Want You (She’s So Heavy) She is the second half to a love that was so pure, and passionate, even until the end.

I want you
You know I want you so bad, babe
I want you
You know I want you so bad it's driving me mad
It's driving me mad

(About Yoko Ono)

by Swaybe April 25, 2006

Yoko Onoed

To completely ruin an event, outing, or something in particular for many people.

Derived from John Lennon's girlfriend who broke up the Beatle's and ruined their music for the entire world.

Jim forgot to get a keg for the party and Yoko Onoed the entire night for everyone.

by cml003 December 8, 2013

Colette Ono

One of the highlights of attending UCSD. See also "beautiful," "awesome."

Thanks for being a Colette Ono.

by nikkei April 12, 2005

Ono Michio

The mascot of the town of Onomichi from Sega's long running game series, Yakuza, known in Japan as Ryū Ga Gotoku.

Note that Onomichi is a real life town, but Ono Michio is unfortunately not

Ono Michio: With my charming hassaku face! Steaming Onomichi ramen hat! Cute fish pouch! Cool boots, vital for any fisherman! And my bold and trendy Ono shirt! That's right! I'm the pride of Onomichi...
Ono... Michio!

Child 1: Man oh man! He's so cool!

Child 2: I'm in love!

Child 3: His voice is amazing!

by Demented_Rubiks_Cube September 4, 2022

woko ono

Meghan Markle, enough said.

Woko Ono will not be going to the coronation to avoid the plethora of micro-aggressions she’s had to suffer from the Royal Family.

by BrickTop68 April 12, 2023

i ono

slang term for "i dont know" used on instant messenger when the person is too lazy do write the full word

person 1: what time are you going to your moms?
person 2: i ono

by melissa March 6, 2004

i onos

a stupid way to say "i don't know" that i accidentally typed in a convo. with someone in sixth grade.

me:ey i got bitten by a spider on my ass
friend:ahhaha, how'd that happen
me:i onosss i onos!
~true story

by ochiegirl owns you December 18, 2007