as shallow as piss on concrete

Very shallow and not long-lasting - painting a visualisation of piss quickly soaking in to the concrete.

That girl is so unreliable, she is as shallow as piss on concrete

by Brian Butterly August 7, 2006

piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining

Disbelieving response to an attempt to mislead, equivalent to: "pull the wool over my eyes"

You tell me that you've worked as an airline pilot and a surgeon, too? Go on ... you'd piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining.

by ursamel July 24, 2007

piss on a plate

Something very flat.

Her chest is as flat as piss on a plate.

by T-Biz July 20, 2006

piss on me

screw me over. create chaos in my life. mess with me.

don't piss on me, tell me if you don't want this

by Anna Bratta April 1, 2008

Piss on shit

To piss on a turd in the toilet.

Dude One: "Theres a turd in the toilet and it won't flush damn thing is out of order!!"

Dude Two: "Well just piss on shit!"

by Quentin_B December 11, 2006

piss on

to disrespect and give attitude to someone who deserves it

Anita: "He wants to know about the textbooks."
Josie: "Mannn he's such a loser! Piss on him!!!"

by AnitaBonita!! September 16, 2008

Piss on the Clock

When you take a piss before you punch out at work.

Employee #1: Hey man, want me to punch you out?
Employee #2: No man I'm gonna take a piss on the clock.

by ASSMANIA!ASSMANIA! July 30, 2011