A website where you can text chat or video chat with another stranger. You can find a wide variety of horny men, sluts, whores, man whores, and crackheads. Occasionally you will come across horny men who ask you to show them your thong, your ass, your boobs, and your whole naked body and you will win a "special prize" at the end.
Most times you will run into a man waving his dick around the camera, but very rarely you will run into a man waving his dick around, and then it explodes with cum.
Most times you will run into a man waving his dick around the camera, but very rarely you will run into a man waving his dick around, and then it explodes with cum.
Whore on omegle: *shows boobs*
Horny guy: Oohhhhhh yeah, now do a full strip for me.
Whore on omegle: Mmmmm, sure, hun.
Horny guy: yum yum.
Horny guy: Oohhhhhh yeah, now do a full strip for me.
Whore on omegle: Mmmmm, sure, hun.
Horny guy: yum yum.
by KissMyAss99 February 18, 2011
Two complete strangers omegling:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: STOP
You: HAMMER TIME
Stranger: YES
Stranger: oh my goodness thank you
Stranger: you have restored my faith in humanity.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: STOP
You: HAMMER TIME
Stranger: YES
Stranger: oh my goodness thank you
Stranger: you have restored my faith in humanity.
by quartus April 13, 2009
by RamoonAdoo August 07, 2016
1. you go there to find some hot chicks to jerk off to, but you only find other guys jerking off
2. you go there to talk to regular people about normal things, but you only find guys trying to jerk off
2. you go there to talk to regular people about normal things, but you only find guys trying to jerk off
Computer: you are now talking with a random stranger on Omegle.com
guy one: ASL
guy two: is that your dick on the webcam?
Computer: your chat session has ended
guy one: ASL
guy two: is that your dick on the webcam?
Computer: your chat session has ended
by holeman1 March 08, 2014
Omegle Convo:
Stranger: horny?
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
More..
Me: Hey look at the convo that I had on omegle *sends above*
Friend: Wait.. You aren't? Why'd you sign on then.
Me: ...
Stranger: horny?
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
More..
Me: Hey look at the convo that I had on omegle *sends above*
Friend: Wait.. You aren't? Why'd you sign on then.
Me: ...
by StrangerDanger2432 May 16, 2010
Stranger #1: I have a small dick.
Stranger #2: OMG! That's why I am not on Chatroulette!
Stranger #1: Me too!
Stranger #2: Omegle rules!
Stranger #2: OMG! That's why I am not on Chatroulette!
Stranger #1: Me too!
Stranger #2: Omegle rules!
by SpaceMouse April 19, 2010
Piss off OMEGLE PEople:
you: HNNG?
stranger: another one
stranger: fuck OFF!
Tumblr People:
YOu: HNNG?
stranger: HNND :D
You: anthonyx.tumblr.com
stranger: janetxjoy.tumblr.com
you: HNNG?
stranger: another one
stranger: fuck OFF!
Tumblr People:
YOu: HNNG?
stranger: HNND :D
You: anthonyx.tumblr.com
stranger: janetxjoy.tumblr.com
by JOEY231546/ May 17, 2010