by Chesewallrus May 23, 2018
by Eat it December 05, 2013
A ginger that likes to think he is the strongest person around. He is a huge hypocrite because he talks crap to other people but then when anyone says anything to him he gets extremely salty. He only plays first person shooters and Minecraft. Also when he gets one girl he thinks he is a player even though his girl has a case of crusty puss.
by SassySteve101 June 21, 2017
A beautiful, kind, considerate girl. She isn't perfect and has her flaws like everyone else. I'm not perfect, I want to be.. but that's not realistic or even possible. I love you because you make my day. You were my first ever friend at msum before we even came here.. I don't know what I'd do without you.. I'd lose a part of me.. you're like that good imp telling me to no you've got to eat or stop working out :P i love you and you need to know that .. i know i can be stubborn but you're amazing girl! Don't let anyone tell you any different! (:
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Sammie Olson rocks
by flickingpickles December 14, 2013
Scrawny and tall and terrible with the ladys. Drives a pos Cadillac. Wacks off sideways do to his crooked shoulder
Tyler olson is a weird guy
by Jsjebbdjjend. x April 30, 2019
Q: Who played this music?
A: Shon Motherfucking Olson
Q:How did he make that pool shot? I didn't think that was possible.
A:He is Shon Motherfucking Olson, that's how.
A: Shon Motherfucking Olson
Q:How did he make that pool shot? I didn't think that was possible.
A:He is Shon Motherfucking Olson, that's how.
by DannyNoonan89 February 24, 2019
A virtual and or mechanical limit established to prevent people from exceeding a previously thought, unattainable, theoretical maximum.
IT Guy: Dammit, system resources are being completely utilized again. Someone's tieing up every server with a SQL query.
IT Guy 2: I didn't think it was possible to tie up all the servers with one query. Invoke the Olson Protocol.
IT Guy 2: I didn't think it was possible to tie up all the servers with one query. Invoke the Olson Protocol.
by funkyfred July 13, 2017