hands off cocks and on socks

Hands off cocks and on socks (verb).
An expression of frustration (usually referred to teenage males) used to instruct a person to get up and get dressed in the morning directly after sleep.
Can be used while simultaneously knocking on their bedroom door…
Come on boys, hands off cocks and on socks or we’re going to be late for Christ's sake!”
by Scottis February 15, 2025
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Cocked off

When someone mouths off or starts an argument. Fired the first shot
"I was minding my own business today until Donnie walked by and cocked off about how I looked, so he got these hands."

" You better not cock off to me tonight in front of my friends."

" Jose is in the breakroom right now cocking off and people are getting pissed."
by Skunkpumper October 09, 2022
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Chip off the cock

When ones father and son are both getting more action then there wife/Girl friend.
Did u hear about what happened to Henry and his son?

No what.

They both got caught cheating.

Aww i didnt think his son would be a Chip off the cock.
by K-town-CA August 09, 2011
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knock your cock off

when you piss off some inbred chick and she karate chop your dick and it turns black and falls off.
Hey you dipshit, that angry bitch tried to knock your cock off!
by zombie vagina July 13, 2018
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Fuck off my cock

When someone keeps arguing with you this is how to tell them that you want them to "fuck off", or when you are immediately turned off because of what your partner said during sex
"Omg you are so cringe!"

"Fuck off my cock"
by Cringemomentfacts4 August 13, 2022
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