October 29th

A day that guys with huge dicks are born, the people born on this day are terrific lovers and amazing friends. They are boyfriend material

1: Yo when’s your birthday

2: October 29th
1: Oh I figured with that huge cock

by BigVanilla69 October 15, 2020

October 29th

smack your crushes ass day

You: Hey Emily can i smack your ass?
Emily:Ew no!
You: Well it’s october 29th
Emily: Ok fine

by haha gotcha October 17, 2020

Straight People Day October 29th

Since the gays have their day the straight people will have theirs! Straight People Day is a day exclusively for straight people, it doesn’t matter the color of your skin it’s just a day commemorating straight people! This exclusive holiday is on October 29th. Please everyone celebrate how awesome it is to be straight!

p1: Hey, did you hear about Straight People Day October 29th?
p2: Yes! It’s going to be so fun to post about! It’s just like national Boyfriends/ Girlfriends Day but for the gender you’re supposed to be with!
p1: I know! I can’t wait to celebrate!

by #Doglover 09 October 25, 2023

October 29th

A day where Darrius is worshiped by everyone. Whatever he says is fact.

Evan: It’s October 29th!
Darrius: You will give me 20k.

by Jamalal October 28, 2022

October 29th

The day you met your soulmate<3.

Kira: its october 29th!
Kira: the day i met them<3

by mayotheslayo October 4, 2022

October 29th

You get to throw your shortest friend

Its October 29th ima throw ____

by ur mom mom October 28, 2019

October 29th

National Ask Your Crush Out Day!!

Boy 1: it’s October 29th!
Boy 2: fuck, I mean no homo but I like you
*dramatic make out session*

by SucMyPussy October 28, 2019