October 26

National everyone give maggie a hug day because she deserves it

Everyone : “Ayo Maggie guess what day it is”
Maggie : “what is it”
Everyone : “October 26”
Maggie : “ oh shit”

by Bobthecreeper2008 October 22, 2019

October 26

National sex day where you can have sex with anyone.

Let’s have sex because it is October 26

by Clay👌🏽👈🏽 October 18, 2019

October 26

Give pussy to a guy on October 26th

It October 26 want so pussy

by Roar 696969696 October 20, 2019

October 26

Ask your crush to the school dance day! (If ur crush says no, FRICK HIM!!!!)

Friends: you HAVE to ask your crush to the dance!!!
Girl: whyyyy?
Friends: because it's October 26!!!
Girl: ugh, fine!...
Friends:now be nice to get that special someone some flowers and a scrunchie!!!

by Ded_potato October 24, 2019

October 26

National Netflix & Chill day

Person: Yo its October 26
Other Person: Oh fr... im going to my girl house

by Zimbaweee October 23, 2019

October 26

It’s National Beat the shit out of Your Friends Day!

Friend: Hey Dude,It’s October 26. Other Friend: Oh no...

by ShtrmcgvnOOF October 26, 2019

October 26

The day when you get to fondle any fat guys balls!

Owen: Hey Josh it appears to be October 26 you fat prick gimme dem balls its fondling time
Josh: ok lemme finish my cheese toastie

by IDigestKidneyStones October 25, 2019