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Fraud (Occupational)

When subordinate employees realize the new supervisor has no idea how to do anything that were requirements for the job, including basic computer skills.
Fraud (Occupational)
● Won’t ask appointed trainer or internal staff for help so their lie is kept secret.

● Takes risks doing complicated work without instruction, messing up systems & reports.
● When they realize the Subordinate is on to them, they start discrediting them & making fraudlent claims against them before others become aware of their lies.
● Treats other subordinate like a best friend so they have an ally.

EXAMPLE: Subordinate training their new Supervisor who claims 25 years experience in the field:

Sub: Open that program again
Sup: Where is it, I don’t see it, where did it go?
Sub: It’s saved to your taskbar you should see it on there
Sup: Taskbar? I don’t see anything, where’s the taskbar?
Sub: It’s at the bottom of your screen
Sup: ...This?
Sub: Yes. That’s a taskbar
Sup: Click on the picture?
Sub: Yes, on the icon
Sup: (clicks on icon doesn't release button until told it's okay too.)
Sup: I’ve never used this type of system before
Sub: You’ve never worked on a computer with Windows?

Sup: No.

*(Subordinate to Hiring Manager):
Sub: I think the new supervisor is a fraud. They don’t even have basic computer skills (gives examples)
Man: This is concerning. I was told they knew the job well and would start performing duties quickly. Let me know if you find out more

*Fraudulent Supervisor puts the only employee that knows the processes & procedures of the job, on a PIP & gaslights them at every HR meeting thereafter.
by The Appointed Trainer February 13, 2025
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Occupated

derives from the words Occupation and Constipated.

The inability to leave an occupation.
"So are you coming out tonight?"

"No sorry, i'm totally occupated tonight"
by Primrosa November 29, 2009
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Occupational Snobbery

The attitude of excessively valuing one's own profession while looking down on or disrespecting those who work in other fields. Often characterized by arrogance, condescension, and an inability to recognize the importance or challenges of other occupations.
His occupational snobbery was obvious when he dismissed UX designers as 'just making things pretty' while bragging about his coding skills as a software engineer.
by Cluse November 22, 2024
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Pseudo-occupation

When an obscure occupation needs professional title.
Laddie described herself as a beach drink scientist, and despite that it was a pseudo-occupation, she was still nationally recognized for her accomplishments in the field.
by laddiehickelsen December 8, 2023
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Maximum Occupancy

Also Known As: Fully Occupied

During Groups sex when a female has reached her "Occupancy," Usually involving five males and the female is on her back on top of a male, whose stiffy is inside her asshole. A second male stands over her missionary-style and has his stiffy in her vagina. The third male is staddling the female's face with his stiffy inside her mouth. While the female preforms two hand-jobs, one stiffy in each hand, with the fourth and fifth males. Usually Places can be changed during sex, And beginning positions are based on chance or a coin toss.
"Did you hear "insert name" went home with five guys?!"
"Maximum Occupancy All-night"
by Onlypudge December 1, 2011
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alphabetical double-occupancy

double-cockupancy: Where a hot chick allows two studs to "service" both pairs of her "lips" --- i.e., "upstairs" and "downstairs" --- with their love-pipes at da same time.
double-dockupancy: Two extra-small boats' being tied up at da same pier-spot.

double-gawkupancy: An object or event dat two onlookers are fascinated by.
double-hawkupancy: Where two pet falcons are perching next to each other on da same protective glove worn by their owner.
double-jockupancy: Two cool sports-loving dudes who are either playing in close proximity in da field or just hanging out together on da bench.
More examples of "alphabetical double-occupancy" are:
double-mockupancy: Two disapproving individuals booing a performer or presentation.
double-nockupancy: What Robin Hood created by splitting his opposing contestant's arrow, allowing both archery-projectiles to be in da same spot.
double-pockupancy: Da firearm-based equivalent of da previous definition --- i.e., two expert marksmen nail da same spot wif their shots, and so da second contestant's bullet strikes da same divet as da first.
double-rockupancy: Da "old school" equivalent of da previous two definitions --- i.e., two sharp-and-steady-eyed slingshot-users plink da bull's eye wif their successive pebbles.
double-sockupancy: Where ya stuff both articles of a cute damsel's cloth footwear into one shoe for safekeeping while you give her lovely tootsies a deep soothing massage.
double-talkupancy: What a politician is good at --- i.e., "speaking outta both sides of his mouth --- so dat two entirely different statements reside in said flapping facial-orifice at almost da same moment.
double-walkupancy: Where someone behind you is totally "following in your footsteps".
by QuacksO February 9, 2024
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occupation-brainer

A no-brainer in terms of occupational safety, common sense and other overall health standards
It's an occupation-brainer to not get wasted and take to the wheel of a motor vehicle
by Sexydimma March 31, 2017
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