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obsessed

A sad loser one who tries to "ratio" someone on every single tweet they see in existence, usually having "never been ratio'd" in their bio even though they have been 20 times on one post
Person 1: (something completely unrelated)
Random Douchebag: Urmm Ratio
Person 2: damn your completely obsessed
by AmberTheGenderBender March 15, 2023
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Tri-obsessed

Tri: coming from the word "Triforce"

When someone who is obsessed with Zelda, automatically thinks that any triangular object they look at must be THE TRIFORCE.

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Geek: "OMG THAT'S THE TRIFORCE!! DUN DUN DUNNNN"

Normal person: "No, that's a slice of pizza... you're so f*cking Tri-obsessed."
by gods_secretary June 24, 2011
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Obsessed with boys

Excuse me don’t make fun of me because of my obsession with boys it’s not my fault they love me ❤️
It’s not my fault that I’m obsessed with boys you wouldn’t understand boo
by anonymous August 3, 2021
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Chart Obsessed

A musical artist who has an unhealthy obsession with always being at the top & would do anything to get their music as high as possible on the charts including doing the most desperate promo & pulling the most fraudulent tactics.
Taylor Swift it's the most chart obsessed person i've heard of she was giving her album for free for buying pizza.
by hotteaspiller November 15, 2021
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Obsessed

1. The utter refusal of Celtic fans to focus on their team instead of others, choosing to talk endlessly about Rangers instead.
"I know we won 6-0 today, but a Rangers player has said something in the press, so lets talk about that instead cause we're obsessed"

"Our coach is leaving due to an undisclosed tax issue? Aye ok, but what happened to Rangers today? I don't care about the team I support, cause I am obsessed with Rangers."

"Fat Sally, you don't do walking away. Rangers are a new club!"
"Do you know the Celtic starting eleven?"
"No, but, but, but... Fat Sally?"
"Ah Tam, yer obsessed."
by TrollFan April 28, 2014
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Obsessed ex girlfriend

One psycho girl who doesn't get the picture that you don't want to hang out with her and you don't want to spend time with her. Becomes a problem when you have a new girlfriend and constantly tries to be a caddy bitch and to get involved when the guy loves his new girlfriend more than he loved his "obsessed ex girlfriend".
O.E.G: oh my god i cry every day i'm an obsessed ex girlfriend and i can't live without you
Guy: I'm with my new girlfriend and i love her.
O.E.G: but i'm in love with you please come back to me
Guy: no i don't think we'll ever work out again, i love my new girlfriend.
O.E.G: please i'll buy you an M3 BMW!!
by Hannig September 26, 2005
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