Nunchucker

Someone who doesn’t know their sexuality.

I can’t tell if i like men or women, i think i’m a nunchucker

by thegoatforlife January 23, 2021

nunchucks

A euphemism for male gonads. Since nunchakus(aka nunchucks) come in pairs and hurt to get hit with, or in this case, get hit in.

He got kicked in the nunchucks!

by EliKyoshiro April 22, 2018

nunchuckerate

the ancient martial art shrouded in secrecy in which zen masters battle each other using nuns as weapons.

dude1: you taking taekwondo this semester?
dude2: nah bru, tkw is for fucking nancy cunts like you, i'm going for my turquoise belt in nunchuckerate.

by vulcanwolf September 13, 2014

Nunchucking

When two people have butt plugs in their posteriors connected together by a chain between the two buttplugs.

Coworker 1: Me and the wife tried Nunchucking last night
Coworker 2: John what the fuck are you telling me this for

by Boogusfroogus December 12, 2021

nunchuck smoke

the act of smoking strictly 2 cigarettes consecutively, as opposed to the act of chain smoking - which requires smoking more than two.

"wanna nunchuck smoke on the porch?"

by simpingfornoreason February 19, 2022

Nunchucks

A weapon used in martial arts, usually in taekwondo and sometimes judo.

"look at that ninja, he's swinging those nunchucks all over the place"

by Beatthatthatpuss445 October 18, 2018

Horsecock Nunchucks

Two horsecocks of horsecock dildos, attached by a chain, used to form Horsecock Nunchucks. An effective weapon used for fear and crowd control. No one will see it coming.

Robber: *Is robbing*
Zach: *Pulls out Horsecock Nunchucks and swings them*
Robber: *Holy fuck- fuck waht htehf fuck are those nunchucks?!? - dies of a heart attack*

by HorsecockNunchucks November 23, 2024