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Numbnuts 

Term of endearment said about someone who states something obvious or does something "Dumb"
Can also be used more harshly to point out someones obvious stupidity. Hence questioning their intelligence.
Hey numbnuts, let's make out. (Sucking of face)
or
Ya' think? numbnuts.. (Sarcasm implied) w. head shaking(optional)
Numbnuts by Shawn-V May 20, 2013

Numbnuts 

Numbnuts (nuhm-nuhts)
Noun

1. The stupidest of the stupid. A complete dumbass, one whose intelligence quotient does not surpass that of the average rock.

2. An utter disgrace of humanity.

3. One whose purpose in life is meaningless; a complete and total waste of life.

4. An ignorant, arrogant asshole.

See jerkoff, fuckhead, asswipe, shitfucker.
Definition 1 Examples:
The "Let me hold a sheath the wrong way and whip out the knife and slice off my fingers" stupid.

The "let me try to break the sharp end of the knife with my penis" stupid.

The "Let's Try and juggle chainsaws a flamethrower and your mother in law with my ass cheeks" stupid.

The "bash syphillis infected fags with my rock hard cock with a cut on it from me trying to break the sharp end of a knife with it" stupid.
Numbnuts by ~Seou Kajima June 4, 2005

numbnuttery 

A state of stupidity; multiple examples of people doing stupid things; the lifestyle of a numbnut.
He is the biggest moron in the history of numbnuttery.
numbnuttery by sproing August 3, 2006
A dumbass. A person of questionable intelligence, usually a male for obvious reasons. If reason is not obvious, perhaps you are a numbnut.
The numbnut tried to run away, but failed to realize his shoes were tied together.
numbnut by Matt Heller December 17, 2003
Correct spelling of numnut. Normally used as an insult meaning idiot. However, also implies that the recipient is a coward, sterile or impotent. A combination of numb and nut, where nut is a slang for testicle. In other words, a man who cannot feel his testicles and acts accordingly.
"Are you lookin at me, numbnut? Cause if you are, I'm going to damage what's left of your courage."
numbnut by wkc December 1, 2006

numbnuts 

1. a real dumb ass, see jagbag or dumbfuck; 2. the fella who typed in numdnuts
Numbnuts forgot to wipe his ass after he pooped. There were peanuts in the poop.
numbnuts by ION October 27, 2003