Notch

A female. Most of the time a female that you don't know or care about.

Look at that notch over there. She's got big tits.

by UnclePeter April 7, 2005

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by el deezy April 14, 2003

Notch

Our God. He smells like blocky pickles.

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by Thiccmommydad October 16, 2019

Notch

indicates one's phone having that sh*tty trend looking to have saggy breasts to block the screen in the name of following trends.

"Hey, is that a notch on your phone? It looks hella ugly, dude"
"You ain't following trends do you?"
"Why should I?"

by bshen August 18, 2018

Notch

Irish slang for cannabis resin or hashish, particularly used in Dublin by individuals of a car-less nature. Never to be used in the description of the sweet smelling green, notch is only a reference to resin.

Example:

Notch ~ Noun

"Hey man, pass me the notch, I feel like skinning up"

Notch ~ Verb

"Dude Im gonna notch on my lunchbreak, you want some?"

Notch ~ Adj

"I was supposed to clean out the garage on Saturday - but it turned out to be a notch day"

by urbane dick April 8, 2009

notching

having sex with your roommates mom in the back of a mini van

I was notching all night last night.

by kdgfe123 October 5, 2010

notch in the bedpost

A person you've had sex with. Derived from the practice of tallying the number of sexual partners you've had by indenting your bed post. It is often used in derogatory fashion, by representing that a person is recognized solely as a past sexual achievement.

Tom: Hey, what happened with that girl...Sarah?
Kyle: Meh. She was just another notch in the bedpost.

by hambone skeet skeet November 19, 2013