Noitapatsnoc

When two people are akwardly next to eachother at the urinal and neither one can pee and you both akwardly stand there for a long time not knowing what to say. When this happens you say man im having such a bad Noitapatsnoc right now and no one will feel akward anymore.

Dood im having a terrible Noitapatsnoc right now it sux!

by A-swizzle February 27, 2011

Dirk Nowitzski playoffs

An unbelieveable performance that ruined such teams as the Thunder and Heat. Makes every shot, is god and jesus, finals mvp, german, god, rapist of dwayne wade and lebron james.

Lebron: Hey Dwayne, what just happened?

Dwayne: Im not to sure, I think Dirk Nowitzski just dropped 20 some points on us.

Lebron: Damn he should go to prison, he keeps raping us

Jason Terry: Thats what Dirk Nowitzski playoffs are like

by bricklayer123 June 21, 2011

Nosital

condensed form for saying NO ASS AT ALL.
people don't know what the fuck your saying when using nosital.

Damn that ugly whore has a nosital.

by the b.o.a.t. May 1, 2005

dirk nowitzki

the finest best NBA player the world has ever seen!

Dirk Nowitzki is so dreamy and hott and talented

by ada41 May 17, 2006

Nowitzness

One who knows of the greatness of Dirk Nowitzki

I am a Nowitzness, along with many others.

by cchastain7 July 29, 2008

Noitch

Said in a sense of exclamation and celebration. The word can also be used in a sense of displease. Meaning can be determined almost entirely by emphasis and speed of how the word is spoken. The word is most often spoken as itself being the entire sentence.

"Noitch." (a sentence using the word)

"person one: Here is five dollars."
"person two: NOITCH."

"person one: Im sorry sir, but i cannot give you anymore taffy"
"person two: noitch..."

by Jefrey Revolver August 31, 2003

Nobitus

An inflammation in the frontal lobe of the brain causing the subject to become a complete and utter nob.

"We don't do that in the inner city schools" - A severe case of nobitus.

by Phantomman6000 February 19, 2009