Nobody: 

Nobody: is a popular meme format that has made a comeback as of recent. Nobody: describes the actions of someone that are not influenced by others. This suggests that the subject does not require to be provoked in any way to perform the action. Nobody: can also work in conjunction with similar things like "Not a soul:".

Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Not a soul:
Pewds: T SERIES, ITS YOUR BIG DAY

Nobody: by Eat Mike May 2, 2019

Nobody: 

Used as a delivery to a joke, the nobody joke is seen mostly in youtube comments whenever a video gets popular.

The people that make this joke consist of 12 to 15 year olds that think that racist irony is comedy gold.

Most of the time, the punchline is a timestamp from video. Rendering the joke, completely useless.

Example 1:

nobody:

me when I see big chungus crossing the street : NOW THATS WHOLESOME 100

Example 2

Nobody:

Me when trump sais build the wall : 0:45

Nobody: by speedwai March 30, 2020

nobody: 

the most unfunniest “meme” EVER created by youtubians that have the WORST humor ever possible.

youtubian: nobody:
youtubian:me:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

literally anyone who has actual good humor:😐

nobody: by Juga is super awesome April 25, 2022

nobody here but us chickens

1) a sarcastic answer implying "who else would be here?" or "just the regular crowd"

2) could be used to hide someone there who should not be

source: originally from a fable involving a chicken thief (possibly a fox) hiding in the hen house and answering the farmer's question of who's making all the noise.

Also made popular by a 40's song of the same name by Louis Jordan.

Dad (coming home from work): Anybody home?
Older Daughter (in bedroom): Nobody here but us chickens! (implying herself and her sister, but is actually herself and her boyfriend, who should have gone home already)

nobody here but us chickens by copperdragon December 2, 2011

nobody moved 

this is what you say when you see bullshit on your stan twitter timeline

“OH MY GOD BILLIE AND ARIANA ARE COLLABING”
“nobody moved💀”

nobody moved by clarioscheerios1338 October 14, 2020

Nobody Asked 

Hermione Granger

Oh my god Hermione Shut Up, nobody asked

Nobody Asked by EverythingHP June 5, 2020

nobody is listening 

nobody is listening is zayn maliks third studio album. it is a godlike album. it starts off with his song called “calamity” this song really is just- wow. it’s very soft and mellow but also still extremely powerful. okay can we just talk about sweat omg that song is so fucking sexy omg omg. all his songs are sexy tbh, just like him.

“do you think i’ll go to heaven?”

“no i do not think you will go to zayn maliks vocals in nobody is listening”

nobody is listening by maria grace March 3, 2021