Parsons, where the only thing to do is go to dollar general and eat McDonald's. Waiting for the one light to turn green and the national guard to plow the damn mountains.
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by Hilljack Mama October 1, 2021
Get the Parsons, WVmug. Short form for 'white van' audio speakers. If someone in a white van approaches you - usually in a mall parking lot - and says they have a surplus of home audio speakers they're willing to literally 'give away', that's because they can't even do that....until they meet someone like you. You think this is a break in life....imagine full high fidelity sound for only $100! Truth is they are acoustically crap to begin with and will only last a few hours when pushed. If your 'lucky' enough to find a carpeted set and you have a cat, you could ditch the speakers and add play toys your kitty would love scratching these boxes.
I have a pair of WV Specials that still have one tweeter working after the party ended. I just bought them last week.
by john2 August 17, 2012
Get the WV Specialsmug. Basically, it consists of a clear rubber hose long enough to fit in a car gas tank & a container (gummint approved or not) to hold the gasoline. Hose needs to be clear so you can see when the gas starts flowing and thereby avoid swallowing too much gas.
Junior, go an' fetch us our WV credit card so's we can git our petrol from brother Cletus's 1977 Nova. Hell, he don't need all 8 gallons fer hisself!
by jlujan69 April 15, 2020
Get the wv credit cardmug. welcome to man wv where we bleed football and rj merrit bleeds dogs ass and ur parents are on soboxans
man wv.
by bdhdkdndbdudjdidjr February 11, 2022
Get the man wvmug. When a male inserts his middle finger and thumb into a woman’s butthole and vagina. Then proceeds to throw her onto the bed before sex.
by BJI Bowling August 30, 2025
Get the Wv Bowling ballmug.