James

Ugly ass flamboyant gay who claims to be bisexual. No one likes James, they only tolerate him.

Person 1: Wanna kill James?
Person 2: I'm in.

by anonymous 😁 March 2, 2015

James

He thinks he has a monster penis, but in actuality has a schlong the size of a tic tac

"Did you see the size of the dong that guy owns?"
"Yeah it's microscopic"
"Yeah he is a total James"

by professorschnutz November 29, 2013

James

The only guy in the world who actually has no friends. And no dick

Wow he is such a James

by Zlessi September 26, 2015

James

A name of the male species. One who is addicted to vines, even though no one else watches them anymore. James tends to be addicted to corn dogs,taco bell, white cheddar popcorn and his wax pen. Definitely goes to ASU, but not quite a Frat dude. Has a habit of ending up in the hospital and has very sensitive skin. James typically has to carry his BP team.
Biggest weakness: Being told, "Just Send It", cause he will indeed send it no matter the task.

Look at that dude in his hammock eating that taco bell. He must be a James.

by goodhair-becky May 22, 2018

James

James really is the best person you’ll ever meet. (Except for everyone else, that is.) — He also really does also has great skills like bread collecting.

James really is one of us. James is a Derry Girl.

James: “ I am a Derry girl. I am not a Dairy girl “.

by Anormal weirdo who stalks you September 22, 2019

James

A 'James' is usually a stuckup person that thinks they are spoiled and rich yet they are the opposite.
A 'James' Usually has a micro penis. and

"You are such a James"

by Techman123 March 7, 2017

James

A lying, boring, annoying man who sexts 50 different women when being with a girl and who lies about his age and just wants sex, even though he fucks anyone who has a vagina. Who has a child but doesn't see her due to his syco ex who lost love for him.

"Last night James fucked me then told me that he was actually 24 years old"

by Loopylou12 November 14, 2016