Glennon Hairline

An extremely disappointing hairline that goes, goes, goes and doesn’t stop going back

Ewww you have such a glennon hairline

by Hxrtzi September 11, 2020

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Cheddar Hairline

Accidentally pissing on your hands and standing up your bangs with it, staining your hairline cheddar-colored.

Eww bro you didn't even wash your hands, bout to give yourself a Cheddar Hairline.

by BubblesKittens August 2, 2019

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The worst hairline in all existence. This hairline is so crooked that even an anus is straighter than it. Merely looking at this hairline will burn your eyeballs to ashes, and it will overwhelm your brain as well, frying it and instantly killing you.

“Look away! It’s Garett’s Hairline!”

by BigBabyShrek February 27, 2019

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Receding Hairline

One who's bad at deep meaningful tweets, has an expected massive forehead, one whom believes they are blacker than one truly is. Tries at everything but never really accomplishes much.

Person#1: duuude that new guy in class is such a receder like did you see that receding hairline it's almost excpeted that he's a douche.

Person#2: I get it I really do I mean just take a look at his tweets it's just bad bro.

by Harribalsach October 29, 2015

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