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Nihilist Paperhands

The charming owner of the Stockmarket.com Discord channel. Once a young, poor fella, Nihilist Paperhands worked his way to the blue-ball grade net worth of just six figures. Over the past years, it has been proven that Nihilist Paperhands has paperhandsed over $1.5 million in plays.
Nihilist Paperhands is working illegally in the US.
by nihilisticpaperhands August 12, 2021
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Nihilist

someone who finds no purpose in life, and usually mentions that they're a nihilist in every argument. A likely edgelord who thinks nothing matters so claims to never have emotion towards anything, but then gets mad and thinks people who are non-nihilists are idiots for being happy
edgy nihilist: idiots dont understand us, nothing matters
by cactusbed July 13, 2022
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Security Nihilist

Characterized by an assertion that each individual control to improve the security of an application is not perfect and can be defeated they are all pointless to attempt to implement
Pat is a Security Nihilist, wouldn't even put a password in an app to access bank accounts.
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synergy nihilist

A emo man with dark hair and a weird middle part with no sleep schedule

He also will complain when he has to do an azza stream
Jack - Bob its 5am and your still hitting that azza shot from 10 hours ago, you’re pulling a Synergy Nihilist!

Bob - it’s fine i’ll just get someone to help me cut off stream
by SomeRandomGuy6372 August 13, 2023
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Post-Mortem, Contingent Nihilist

Weak, Alex. Weak sauce. Pretty soon you're going to be doing your videos in spastically-colored suits and accusing your audience of not knowing what they mean when they say words.
Hym "Wouldn't I be a Post-Mortem, Contingent Nihilist? I mean, I've been pretty explicit. And I've infected Jordan Peterson with it. Now he's haunted by the idea that no matter what he does, immediately after his death his kids will have terrible misfortune. At the moment of his death he can assume that the rest of time will occur. His loved ones effectively die with him. And now, in his insane desperation, he's trying to collude with the government to make earth hell for 'the wrong type of person' to poison the well with his own rotting corpse."
by Hym Iam June 9, 2024
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