Nice Guy
1. Term commonly used for self-description by men who routinely fail to capture the interest of any women. The name is a misnomer because typically these men fail to exhibit any attitudes or behaviors that would distinguish them as "nice". These men are the lifeblood of the mail order bride industry.
Characteristics include:
-Lack of any backbone or moral fiber that would allow them to even consider that perhaps their own faults and shortcomings are the root of their problems
-Bitterness and self-pity that is expressed by pronouncing all women idiots who would rather date jerks
-delusions of grandeur/revenge fantasies in which at age 40-50 they will suddenly become irresistible to 20-something Angelina Jolie (except hotter)look-alikes while all the women who rejected them decades earlier will be single and living with 200 cats.
1. Term commonly used for self-description by men who routinely fail to capture the interest of any women. The name is a misnomer because typically these men fail to exhibit any attitudes or behaviors that would distinguish them as "nice". These men are the lifeblood of the mail order bride industry.
Characteristics include:
-Lack of any backbone or moral fiber that would allow them to even consider that perhaps their own faults and shortcomings are the root of their problems
-Bitterness and self-pity that is expressed by pronouncing all women idiots who would rather date jerks
-delusions of grandeur/revenge fantasies in which at age 40-50 they will suddenly become irresistible to 20-something Angelina Jolie (except hotter)look-alikes while all the women who rejected them decades earlier will be single and living with 200 cats.
I'm 35 years old and still living at home, I have no life, and the only girlfriend I've ever had is made out of plastic, but women don't want me because I'm such a nice guy.
by Suki March 25, 2005
Technically a human, but more accurately described as a device. This item is used by women to housesit or catsit while they are away, help them move, help them with difficult subjects at university and to provide a shield against the unwanted advances of other males. They can also be used in a pinch as a default date for social gatherings such as company parties and weddings. Despite seeing obvious merit in this person, the female of the species will never date them or have physical contact with them. Neither will they introduce them to their friends because a) see above and b) they'd hate to find out they made a mistake and overlooked someone suitable. The female of the species will always refer to them as 'friends'. Note this species is rapidly becoming extinct, as the futility of being a nice guy becomes more and more obvious.
You are a nice guy, but Cheri lives about three hours away and there's no point in you calling her. By the way, can I see your algebra assignment?
by nubbs999 February 16, 2006
A beta male that is the opposite of what women are actually attracted to. Often seen to women as a manipulating a friendship or doing favours almost like putting coins into a machine hoping to get sex out of it. It never works.
The problem with being the nice guy is the mindset that it springs from. A man supplicating to a woman is doing it out of insecurity and desperation for her approval and sexual attention.
Want to lay hot chicks? Then keep this first and foremost in mind: The quickest and easiest way to kill any attraction a woman may be starting to feel for you is to feel insecure about yourself, or to be needy, or to seek approval. When you have the mindset of being desperate to please, you end up coming on too strong, too early. You become clingy. It’s like you’re begging.
The problem with being the nice guy is the mindset that it springs from. A man supplicating to a woman is doing it out of insecurity and desperation for her approval and sexual attention.
Want to lay hot chicks? Then keep this first and foremost in mind: The quickest and easiest way to kill any attraction a woman may be starting to feel for you is to feel insecure about yourself, or to be needy, or to seek approval. When you have the mindset of being desperate to please, you end up coming on too strong, too early. You become clingy. It’s like you’re begging.
This reminds me of an old saying about banks: they only want to loan you money when
you’re loaded already. If you genuinely need the money, then you can forget it.
Chris was a nice guy, he never got laid.
you’re loaded already. If you genuinely need the money, then you can forget it.
Chris was a nice guy, he never got laid.
by guywithtaste February 28, 2016
There are nice guys, and there are "nice guys".
The latter believe that there are only 2 ways to be male: to be either a "macho man" (misogynistic, narcissistic, aggressive jerkoff) or a "nice guy" (misogynistic, narcissistic, passive-aggressive jerkoff, but also manipulative and spineless). They believe that talking to a woman for five seconds without saying "shut up bitch" means that they're a paragon of everything women want and are thus automatically owed pussy. When they're denied it, it's the woman's failing.
Although they see themselves as having no self-esteem, in reality they actually view themselves as better than "macho men" and when women reject them clearly said women have been lying when they say they want a "nice guy". They thus try and turn into the macho jerks they claim to despise because that's what women "actually want".
Never does it occur to them that 1) they're not actually very nice 2) by and large women don't want macho jerks, they're just less annoying than "nice guys" 3) there’s a third option: being an ACTUALLY nice guy. Someone who DOESN'T try and screw with women's heads, someone who has ACTUAL respect for women rather than just tries a different dishonest tactic to get laid, and someone who has the guts to be honest about what they want and the spine to suck it up when they don't get it rather than whining about how dreadful women are and getting gradually more bitter and hateful.
The latter believe that there are only 2 ways to be male: to be either a "macho man" (misogynistic, narcissistic, aggressive jerkoff) or a "nice guy" (misogynistic, narcissistic, passive-aggressive jerkoff, but also manipulative and spineless). They believe that talking to a woman for five seconds without saying "shut up bitch" means that they're a paragon of everything women want and are thus automatically owed pussy. When they're denied it, it's the woman's failing.
Although they see themselves as having no self-esteem, in reality they actually view themselves as better than "macho men" and when women reject them clearly said women have been lying when they say they want a "nice guy". They thus try and turn into the macho jerks they claim to despise because that's what women "actually want".
Never does it occur to them that 1) they're not actually very nice 2) by and large women don't want macho jerks, they're just less annoying than "nice guys" 3) there’s a third option: being an ACTUALLY nice guy. Someone who DOESN'T try and screw with women's heads, someone who has ACTUAL respect for women rather than just tries a different dishonest tactic to get laid, and someone who has the guts to be honest about what they want and the spine to suck it up when they don't get it rather than whining about how dreadful women are and getting gradually more bitter and hateful.
Nice guy: I'm such a nice guy, why don't girls want me? They say they want nice guys! But they go out with macho jerks! Or they dump me for them! They're all lying bitches who break your heart!
Actually nice guy: Arrogant, misogynistic, whiny - what woman WOULDN'T want you?
Actually nice guy: Arrogant, misogynistic, whiny - what woman WOULDN'T want you?
by bald_rick October 30, 2011
A nice guy is loving,careing thats there for her in the time of need and repects her but in the end it.women that go out with nice guys will suck the life out of you and take your money. nice guys when are you going to wake up a stop feeling sorry about your self being nice will only give you heart break and pain and being used because women see you as being weak
nice guy saying:am a nice guy. girl saying:your sweet i just want to be friends (she thinking) do have money
by greenshadowblue September 26, 2008
A extinct sort of male human characterized by kindness, caring, and finishing last. Some claim to have seen or even met a nice guy, but experts agree that they died out many years ago.
by liz January 15, 2005
Commonly referred to as an "average frustrated chump". A man that due to his stubborn kindness to everyone fails to get any respect as he never complains about the treatment he gets from women and thus lacks a backbone. Lacking the principle of discipline his offspring, if any, will grow up to be assholes due to the way the nice guy rewards bad behaivor.
The easiest way to have this paradox of the nice guy / jerk be defeated would be to have women stop acting like nice guys and dump jerks rather than reward bad behaivor with sex.
The easiest way to have this paradox of the nice guy / jerk be defeated would be to have women stop acting like nice guys and dump jerks rather than reward bad behaivor with sex.
Wow. He is such a nice guy, buying me flowers, taking me out to dinner and paying the tab, listening to my problems, helping me out with my car, and asking for nothing in return. He sometimes asks for sex but doesn't get it and does favors for me anyway. What a tool!
by noshi May 10, 2006