Nelson 

A water pipe/bong commonly used to inhale marijuana.

Adapted from the previous form 'bilson' a play on the reference to the great Nelson Mandela.

romp that nelson cunt

Nelson by bamily March 8, 2015

Nelson 

stupid short little men who think they are big and gods gift to women.
they Like to play games and confuse others and then act like nothing happened.
They will one day regret how they treated the hottest chick they ever had

Boy: "hey im a nelson"
Girl: "..ahh no thanks i would rather swallow razor blades and stab myself in the eyeballs then look at your messed up face"

Nelson by Muhhamad October 20, 2008

Nelson 

Somebody who is unusually tall but has a very small penis.

That guy that bought me that prankster drink is such a Nelson

Nelson by thedeviledegg October 4, 2006

Nelson 

a Guy with the last name Nelson usually has multiple holes in his little Guy downstairs, shits his pants and quotes anchorman during sex. it is not past a Nelson to eat Twinkies at 4am or hide their double chins with facial hair. Most Nelson's appear to be normal but use their relatives "inventions" to try to play it cool.

man 1:"dude I farted and I shit my pants can you take me home to change"
man 2:"ahh man your nasty you should be a Nelson!"

man 1:"dude I got mad air snowboarding last week"
man 2:"oh yeah well my uncles father's cousin invented snowboarding"
man 1:"shut the **** up quit being a Nelson"

Nelson by Mrs.J P December 29, 2009

nelson 

Noun. Describes a piece of feces partially protruding out of a dog's anus but not fully ejected; caused by the involuntary sphincter contraction during sudden fear, surprise, or sheer terror; the noun can be modified to describe how far out the feces made it, i.e.: quarter nelson, half nelson, full nelson.

Wow, did you see the green half nelson on that poor doggie when that bear jumped out of the bushes?

nelson by messner August 11, 2018

Nelson 

Child Molester, Who Plays Video Games to Much and tries to rape little girls he plays video games

"Man I was talking to that older guy when I found out later he was a Nelson"

Nelson by Pure Truth February 8, 2009

Nelson 

An ugly mess that plays WOW

Nelson plays WOW

Nelson by nelsonator!!! November 9, 2010