nerd wrangler

A recruiter for talent in technical fields. Especially an overly attractive and savvy person who stands out from their clientele.

If someone in the software programming user group is too good looking, chances are they're a nerd wrangler.

by rossirossi August 25, 2010

nerdburner

A slang term for insults like "loser" or "idiot". Nerdburner can be used in an ironic way like joking around with your friends, or it can be used in a serious way like insulting someone. The term nerdburner is a very harsh insult when being used seriously, but a simple way to joke around when just having a good time.

person 1: Hey, have you seen Jeremy?
person 2: No, hes never around.
person 1: I know right, he is such a nerdburner!

by woman_luvr March 29, 2022

King Nerd

Timothy Elessar Batson - Currently in possession of all known Nerdific Powers.

Origin: Unknown.

Known associates: Queen Nerd (see Jeannie Salazar Undómiel), Martens of Dungeon and Creation Mastery, Boyds of the Suburbian Realm, Mike "the Minstrel", and THE Pops. All other associates of trivial importance.

Eeeeek! It's really him! It's really him! It's KING NERD!!!

by Anonymous Member of the I.C. November 3, 2016

Angry Video Game Nerd

A pissed-off, geeky video game enthusiast who hosts his own series of game reviews on YouTube, ScrewAttack.com and GameTrailers.com. Formerly known as the Angry Nintendo Nerd, he reviews some of the most godawful games ever made (usually games on the NES) in an over-the-top manner. He is known for his New Jersey accent, his heavy drinking (usually drinks Rolling Rock and Yuengling beer) and his filthy mouth. The Nerd uses ridiculous amounts of profanity in his videos, to the point where he makes up his own words ("fuckfarts", "fuckballs"), and sums up the games with phrases such as "What a shitload of fuck," or "It sucks monkey fuck!!!!!" Usually he also describes some horrific thing he would rather do than play the games, such as "drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus", in order to let the viewer know just how bad the game is. Some of the games/systems/accessories are destroyed in a comical manner (flushed down the toilet, stuck in the toaster, etc.) after he is done reviewing them. The series also sometimes has "special guests" such as Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, Spider-Man, Bugs Bunny, Michael Myers and Leatherface, most of whom have the living shit beaten out of them by the Nerd. Some examples of games that the Nerd has reviewed are:

Castlevania II: Simon's Quest (NES)
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (NES)
The Karate Kid (NES)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES)
Back To The Future (NES)
Top Gun (NES)
Friday the 13th (NES)
A Nightmare on Elm Street (NES)
Power Glove (NES accessory)
Atari 5200
Ghostbusters (NES)
Sega CD
Sega 32X
Die Hard (NES)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Atari 2600)
Dragon's Lair (NES)

He's gonna take you back to the past
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffalo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
Of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari-Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

"ASS!!!!!!"
"Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" (slow motion) "FFFFFFFUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!"
"This game is ass!!!!!!"
"Cowabunga? Cowa-fuckin'-piece-o'-dog-shit!!!!!!!"
"This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!!!"
"It suckin' fucks, it fuckin' sucks, it fuckin' blows, it's a piece of shit........ and I don't like it."

by OldeSchool January 6, 2008

neida

Neida is an adorable and caring girl that anyone is lucky to have. She will love and care for you as long as you have proven to her that you are able to be there just as she will. Many people think she's shy and never talks, but once you really meet her, you will see she is one of those girls that are shy but hella freaky at the same time! She is very beautiful too. She doesn't care what people have to say about her because she knows she's a bad bitch either way. Apprwciate your Neida because there's not a lot in the world.

Girl: Oh look it's Neida!
Another Girl: Neida is so nice I love her.

by foodandnetflix123 June 16, 2018

dumb nerd

a person who isn't fun, athletic, attractive, or smart. the opposite of a triple threat, a quadruple bummer to be around.

He's just bad at everything and i can't stand it, there's no helping that dumb nerd!

by Slrrr April 17, 2016

Nerd Seatbelt

1. (noun) the buckling strap that connects the left- and right-shoulder straps on a backpack.

He strode confidently into class, purposefully unbuckling his nerd seatbelt with one hand.

by OUtlET December 29, 2005