suck my penis
When your penis is erect, and you wish for your penis to be sucked. Therefore, you say Suck My Penis!
suck my penis by Minecraft1238 January 22, 2019
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yeah well my penis is bigger
Jason: So, I totally did that hot girl last night, after I won the football game and got an A on my test!
Sam: Yeah well my penis is bigger.
Michelle: I lost 20 pounds, and now I'm a size 0!
Sarah: Yeah well my penis is bigger.
Sam: Yeah well my penis is bigger.
Michelle: I lost 20 pounds, and now I'm a size 0!
Sarah: Yeah well my penis is bigger.
yeah well my penis is bigger by hai_bai August 17, 2011
slapping my penis
Boy: (Showing off his new bike)
(Friends crowd him thinking he's so cool with his new bike)
Mom:(Puts helmet on her son) Don't forget your helmet.
Boy: *embarrassed) Mom, don't be slapping my penis!
(Friends crowd him thinking he's so cool with his new bike)
Mom:(Puts helmet on her son) Don't forget your helmet.
Boy: *embarrassed) Mom, don't be slapping my penis!
slapping my penis by UndeadCharlie3Tears October 31, 2014
"i'll let her touch my penis"
not necessarily meaning as it looks, but just referring to a girl as "hot" or "cute"; a girl you want to ask out.
David: yo, do you think that girl over there is hot?
Josh: she's alright, "I'll let her touch my penis"
Josh: she's alright, "I'll let her touch my penis"
"i'll let her touch my penis" by thepink1 April 4, 2006
Suck my Penis Tonight
You as a creamer - Please sugar daddy suck my penis
Sugar Daddy - Sorry i dont speak english. Yes i can suck your penis
You being a master Creamer - NO SUCK IT TONIGHT. PLEASE SUCK MY PENIS TONIGHT?
Sugar Daddy - *Gets ready for some action* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH YES I WILL SUCK YOUR PENIS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
You as a Masturbating Creaming master - *Unleashes ultimate power*
Sugar Dad - *Sucks hard*
You as the ULTIMATE Creamer - Oh yea Daddy. Suck my penis tonight tomorrow night and Cream. Oh yea push it Harder. Harder. Oh yea daddy that's the spot. *Cum leaks onto the floor* .
Sugar Daddy - Sorry i dont speak english. Yes i can suck your penis
You being a master Creamer - NO SUCK IT TONIGHT. PLEASE SUCK MY PENIS TONIGHT?
Sugar Daddy - *Gets ready for some action* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH YES I WILL SUCK YOUR PENIS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
You as a Masturbating Creaming master - *Unleashes ultimate power*
Sugar Dad - *Sucks hard*
You as the ULTIMATE Creamer - Oh yea Daddy. Suck my penis tonight tomorrow night and Cream. Oh yea push it Harder. Harder. Oh yea daddy that's the spot. *Cum leaks onto the floor* .
Suck my Penis Tonight by 3urdjthsfjjn olgkfgdpt k;gfflk May 18, 2023
gropin my penis
Me: Hey trebek i slept with ya motha last night.
You: You have to let go of the pickle to play the game.
Trebek: Of simon and garfunkel, the one that is not garfunkel.
Me: I garfunkeled ya motha last night trebek while she was gropin my penis
You: You have to let go of the pickle to play the game.
Trebek: Of simon and garfunkel, the one that is not garfunkel.
Me: I garfunkeled ya motha last night trebek while she was gropin my penis
gropin my penis by let go of the pickel May 17, 2010
Its like strapping my penis to a tornado!
When your in a crazy situation and everything mad, you can say "Well this is like strapping my penis to a tornado!"
Its like strapping my penis to a tornado! by SamLikesMelon September 14, 2012