by dicksonś kitten owner December 19, 2017
I've bought you a gift
Oh that's great but I've left my bike outside
It's snowing today
That's ok then because I've left my bike outside
Labour has just won the election
That's wonderful 'cos I've left my bike outside
Oh that's great but I've left my bike outside
It's snowing today
That's ok then because I've left my bike outside
Labour has just won the election
That's wonderful 'cos I've left my bike outside
by AnnMarie Eldon April 7, 2006
An odd saying said by Mr. Stiles, a crazy old tech teacher as RHS. He uses it when students say BS things.
by Lord Dryden May 22, 2008
by Cphill November 15, 2015
Similar to "this isn't where I parked my car", it's a phrase used during a fight or awkward situation
Facebook convo:
Person 1: I hate you you're a bitch
Person 2: Fuck you and die
Person 3: You're just mad because she fucked your boyfriend
Person 4: This isn't where I left my oatmeal...
Person 1: I hate you you're a bitch
Person 2: Fuck you and die
Person 3: You're just mad because she fucked your boyfriend
Person 4: This isn't where I left my oatmeal...
by MuchoMoney August 11, 2011
Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections
by jabberwokey October 12, 2023
HE MEANS SO SUXK HIS LEFT BASKET BALL KIDS CLICK OFF IF YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW HIS FAT JUICY NUTS MAN.
by FUCK ME 👴 November 29, 2021