Munster, Indiana

A mostly white southeast suburb of Chicago of almost 22,000 people in Northwest Indiana. The surrounding towns are jealous because the sports teams are (on average) better than the other schools. Others say that Munster is soo rich but they only see the south end (below the tracks) of town. People in Munster tend to think they are "the shit" but really can only compare to the other towns in Northwest Indiana and the South Suburbs of Illinois. They don't stand a chance against others. People in Munster think that Abercrombie, Hollister, and Express are VERY PREPPY and TOP BRANDS when there are more top brands like Juicy, Se7en, True Religion, etc. Girls like to carry ENORMOUS Coach purses and drive their Mercedes, BMW's Audi's, Lexuses, Porsche's, that they actually own as compared to the folks at LC who's parents lease a 3 year old Mercedes for them to drive when they go to a Munster sporting event. Munster people go to Orland Square, Woodfield, or Downtown Chicago a lot because they are "too good" to shop at Southlake Mall. Most kids drive better or as good of cars as their parents and the teachers here get paid so much that their cars are even better than many of the students cars. Most teens that do work in Munster work at Strack and Van Til (due to having connections), Fro-Yo, Dairy Queen, or for Munster Parks & Recreation. It is not uncommon to see a kid from Munster sporting their lettermans jacket during the summer just to show their achievements. Munster cops do not give warnings and WILL give u a BIG ASS TICKET for anything. Munster cops like to "check-up" on the minorities that live in nice homes just to make sure they actually live there and are not pretending so that there kids can go to Munster Schools (which are one the best in the state). All in all, Munster is a town that is really a world different than surrounding towns. ***Also, Briar Ridge Country Clubians like to claim that it is in Dyer and Schererville (which is true) but MOST kids that live their pay the extra $5,000 to go to Munster schools or private schools in Chicago so they do not taint the family name by attending an LC school.

Hammond kid: Hey, where are you from?
Munster kid: I'm from Munster, Indiana u?
Hammond kid: Fuck you!
Munster kid: I'll remember that when my dad is writing your dad's paycheck!

LC Girl to Munster Girl

LC: My parents just bought me a Continental!
Munster: Aww damn, u got me!
LC: (to other friends) See, not all Munster people are rich!
Munster: Well, i got a Bentley Continental GT...so....ya....we kinda have some money...
LC: Fuck off you snobby bitch!

by Debarshi April 6, 2009

munson-split

The act of ordering foodstuff or drink -- especially appetizers and bottles of wine -- without concensus of the group, then expecting other diners to equally split the cost of the food or drink they did not consume.

I didn't want an appetizer because the meal I ordered was large, but Mike ordered the nachos anyway and tried to munson-split the cost when the check came.

Mike did this last time when he poured me a glass of wine I didn't want from his $300 bottle of cabernet he ordered. He then tried to guilt me into a munson-split of the bottle when we paid.

by W.M. Rice May 19, 2005

Eddie munson

He is a fictional character in the best show in the world. Stranger things, he is perfect and everyone should love him, and he has amazing hair

Me: Eddie Munson is perfect and everyone should love him

by Iloveeddiemunsonandjamiebower June 19, 2022

Munster

A stuck up town of 24,000 that is 35 minutes southeast of Chicago, but in The Region...The town is known for having the best schools and richest people in the area and very good sports. They are also known for having an overabundance of old people who retire here and then hoard their money, keeping Munster the richest town in the area. Park West is the richest subdivision in town. As towns to the north decline, Munster is improving. They do this by tearing down old small homes and duplexes and building large lavish homes to drive up the real estate prices to keep out as many poor people, Mexicans, and African-Americans as they can. Jews and Asians are the only minorities welcome because they contribute to about 90% of the doctor's and smart kids in town which is why seeing a BMW, Mercedes, Audi, or Range Rover are normal sights in Munster, but foreign sights in other towns. The town is also known for being technologically advanced which is why all of the students use laptop's/iPads instead of textbooks. The town is also known for literally being able to turn one man's trash into another's treasure. The former landfill on the south end of town has been turned into a state of the art Park, Centennial Park, with a clubhouse, golf course, driving range, lakes, and botanical gardens. This is a nice touch as it s right across the street from an assisted living center and hospice where the old die.

All in all, this town has "old, rich, White guys" written all over it.

Glenn: Hey, Betty, how about we move to Munster, Indiana!

Betty: Sure! Cal City is getting too young and Black and the median age in Munster is 76! Golly, let's go now!

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金: I am so glad we moved to Munster. They are having an asian invasion. We fit right in!

金: I am too but we don't fit in quite yet. We need to buy a 2025 Lexus. All the Munster asians have it and it hasn't even come out yet! And we have to move to Twin Creek too. That's where they all live.

by MunsterIsTheBest October 22, 2011

Munster high school

a school for the legit. most town are jealous because they have a good athletic team. lots of babes there too, but some cause too much drama. its easy to get f*cked there, especially your on the sports team. a lot of towns from the area look down on it because the kids supposedly acts snobby, but other towns are just mad they dont live in munster n munster kids are hostile to non residents hanging out in thier parks

Munster high school kid sees LC kid at white oak park

mhs: where are you from, i dont see you at school

lc: im from dyer

mhs: get the fuck outta my town! ( beats lc kid up)

by doctorlegit June 19, 2011

eddie munson

The hottest man alive. Him. Just MWAH.

Damn. Eddie Munson is so fucking gay.

by LocalTransTherian June 22, 2022

Munster

Munster /ˈmʌnstər/ muhn-ster – noun

Also see: opposite of modest, national shames and incest.

Provincial backwater located in the South West of Ireland. Home of gangland violence in Limerick, the Blarney Stone in Cork, the Rock of Cashel in Tipperary, highest level of teen pregnancy again in Limerick and for having the only Amateur body that repeatedly engages in industrial action (Cork hurlers).

Most famous for their professional rugby team who engage in an archaic & tedious playing style likened to glorified crawling which somehow has seen them victorious in two Heineken Cup finals. Boast both the largest traveling support and yet the worst home support in European rugby made up predominantly of people actually from rural Leinster. Munster supporters are known to profess passionate working class routes and a great attachment to their team despite actually having attended private schools and failing to have followed rugby for more then 5 years, they now claim Athenry is Munster and that a bonus point loss away in France should be hailed as a national celebration.

Once beat a weakened All Black's midweek team and have spent the subsequent 30 years reminding the world of that fact. Their continuing repeating of this fact makes England and their mentioning of the World Cup in 66 seem like a father talking about how his 7 year old won the south county under 7 mixed B GAA league after the other team failed to show due to an outbreak of chickenpox.

Munster Fan (from Kilkenny): Munsther are loike the biggest liginds ever to play the game, the pashun is unbelievable loike!

Anyone else: Excuse me? Who are you and what language are you speaking?

by Paulie O'Connell February 18, 2009