sucks monkey fucks

*Really* sucking. Really being bad, beyond words. Usually applied to old, (S)NES video games but can also be used when sucking at doing something.

AVGN: It sucks so much it fucks. It fucks so much it sucks. It sucks monkey fucks.

by avgn_fan42 September 4, 2010

parka monkey

A follower of the oasis/Liam Gallagher religion

Johns been listening to a lot of oasis recently and bought him self a parka what a parka monkey

by Oasisfan54321 April 2, 2018

Monkey Whacker

The brief but agressive reciprocal hand job delivered but two older men before they leave the sauna, quickly finishing before any other guests arrive.

Grandpa wanted to get into the cabin with Grandma but quickly pulled a Monkey Whacker with Fred to keep all parties happy.

by BobbyScott June 25, 2016

Sauce Monkey

(n): A short and stocky person of Italian descent.

You need some cement poured? I know a mason named Guido Joe in the union, he’s a real sauce monkey.

by BD_Joe November 9, 2020

Spanking the other monkey

To stimulate another sexually by a spanking motion on erogenous, sexual zones.

I got them hot by spanking the other monkey!

by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

monkey ranch

This is a place that is disorderly and poorly run, with wild populations, such as a psychiatric facility or school without effective leadership

Lunch is over, see you back at the monkey ranch!

by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020

Monkey Nuts

A fully loaded 50 to 100 Round Drum Magazine for an Assault Rifle, Smg, or Pistol

"i got a New Ar-15 with monkey nuts hangin off the bottom"

by Brady_Rollies May 12, 2022