Muggle Struggle

Phrase or hashtag used to describe daily tasks which would be made easier by the ability to use magic.

Shit this drive is long. Wish I had a portkey, a broom, or at least some Goddamn floo powder! #mugglestruggle

These dishes ain't gonna' do themselves... What a muggle struggle :(

Just another day in the muggle struggle

by Dau_Ling June 12, 2015

Muggle-born

In the Harry Potter universe, a Muggle-born is a witch or wizard whose mother and father are strictly non-magical.

The Muggle-borns are sometimes treated with disdain by witches and wizards with magical parentage.

Muggle-born: we are just as much part of wizarding society as you pure-bloods.

Pure-blood: who asked you, you filthy, dirty-blood Muggle-born.

by Newmarduk July 8, 2015

cock mugger

One who has such a voracious appetite for cock he will do anything to get his hands on cock.

The cock mugger noticed the man was holding his cock loosely, and so, with dastardly intent, the miscreant snatched the cock out of the man's hand, and ran down the street.

by iamnotoriginal February 11, 2009

muggles

1. 1930's word for the almighty green, and it isn't about the Benjamins.

2. non magical people in this great series of children books named Harry Potter.

3. ME

1. Hey dude, you got some muggles to smoke.

2. The muggles have facinating toys such as the phone!

3. ME

by muggles76 February 27, 2004

muggeridge

If you have just been mugged off, that is a muggeridge

originated in North London

Dave-o: your mum sucked my dick

Steve-o: well your little sister sucked mine

Craig-o: thats a muggeridge

by Smithy678 November 14, 2007

muggles

marijuana: pot, reefer, 'mugs'

Louis Armstrong once smoked muggles with his band right here backstage, right after a concert

by Anonymous November 8, 2002

mugglenet

A place to go and read editorials inbetween Harry Potter book releases.

I had a sudden urge to a read Harry Potter book, so I went to mugglenet.com and read some editorials to quell my cravings.

by Janis February 26, 2005