Dick move santa

Dick move is an action in wich you were or have been "a dick" to another individual. Dick move santa refers to the receiving of cloths or other items not deemed acceptable by a child. Presumably from Santa who was at the time being "a dick".

Bill: Hey bro you know that girl you were trying to hook up with at the club?

Wayne: Yeah?

Bill: Well I picked her up after you left.

Wayne: Dick move santa

by Everettbr July 13, 2016

Collosal Dick move

the act of doing something you were explicitly told not to do

Nathy B took my stash that, was a collosal dick move

by the karachi kid May 18, 2015

dick move

Leaving an upset and/or emotional female with nothing but a flash of your penis.

Chad: "Yeah dude, she was just crying in her room for an hour and a half, I couldn't deal with that shit."
Jason: "Damn bro, what did you do?"
Chad: "I just gave her the ol' dick move and left."

by dsles December 10, 2009

Moving dick

It's when you hump your own bed it is similar to masturbate

My dad caught me moving dick

by freaking kid October 30, 2021

Ultra Dick Move

When a male is a total jerk to another male usually for the firsts own benefit ; does not apply to jacob

Wow you blamed the mess at home on me even though it was you, that was a ultra dick move

by The Piñata January 14, 2016

Move dick

It's a different type of masturbation when you see something attractive on the internet while being too lazy to remove your shorts or pants, instead you dry hump your own bed.
When there is no one else in the room where you do it.

me: "moving dick"

dad: What the fuck are you doing? Stop moving dick!
brother: Caught ya moving dick

Dad's girlfriend: What are you doing? Stop staring me like that when you're doing it
me: "Continues to move dick"

by freaking kid October 30, 2021

no dick move

When women are being women.

Wearing fakes lashes is such a no dick move.

by Jarfboy May 17, 2022