Mort 

When you begin a laugh with a snort like sound. When something funny takes you off guard and the laugh is precedented by a weird snorting sound, almost like when you are drinking and the liquid comes out of your nose, only it's just air.

I told her the truth about my ballsack and she morted on my face.

Don't mort near her, she will take offense.

Mort by thenigs May 14, 2017

Mort 

A drug fucked junkie that typically leeches off their mothers unconditional love long into their thirties.

Dylan Williams is a fucking mort aye, cunt got fried on the Xanax and punched holes in the wall again after the crack whore he shared his sweet puff with wouldn't fuck him.

Dylan Williams is such a mort, he robbed me of $500 for two ounces when he was off his head of ice. Fucking mort.

Mort by somuchbettertahnyou June 13, 2017

mort 

A female whose appearance is described by the longevity of the word.

Mort = female
Mooort = above average
Mooooooooort = 10/10

What do you think of that mort over there?

That brunette?

She's a mooooooooort.

mort by sivmin May 7, 2018

Mort 

A fucking awesome group of friends

Hi mort how is everyone doing?

Mort by Smart athiest September 23, 2018

Mort 

Following one around sniffing there arsehole for a shitty little redd

Troy reed is a fuckin putrid mort

Mort by Freddnokiateethout April 26, 2019

Mort 

A word someone would randomly say in a chat as to confuse someone

Me: Mort
My friend: what?

Mort by Yeetus mcpeetus December 1, 2019

Mort 

The definition of a Mort is a person who is a complete and utter idiot , Stupid , Dumb.

A bloke I know Peter is a deadset Mort cause he always fucks up.

Mort by Bigfellaatlarge May 30, 2020