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Moosing

The act of using excessive force in basic tasks. It usually involves nails, hammers, smashing, breaking, or otherwise general destruction. Moosing should be avoided in public places.
I asked my roommate to throw away his beer cans. He smashed it on the floor and then chucked it at the garbage can and made a bigger mess then there was originally. Moosing at its finest...
by Anonymous11235813 March 12, 2012
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moosin

1. Out here on the plains buffalo are still called bison, so when they cross with moose they are called Moosin which is not unlike the muffalo found in Western Minnesota.

2. Any non-stereotypical cross between animals or events.
Don't shoot the moosin; it is an endangered species.

They have been moosin around since high school.
by Cliff Clavin - Cheers March 27, 2008
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moominism

The worship of the Moomin Clan. Derives from the cowish word for crazy-fuckers. Moominists often walk around in heards of around 8 and half chanting the words of their great leader Moomin-Papa. The strange cow like figure once said famously: "Today, I would like to show you the drawing room... which normally i would love to do. Only... you see... I've just been on a heroin fuelled BENDER. Consequently, my bowls are in a weakened state. OHHH GOOD LORD"
(see google "ohh good lord")

Moominists eat dog meat.

Note: This is in no way related to Drugs or condones the use of, or fuelled by any drug intake. Apart from heroin oh which it is directly related to and we encourage the use of. It is also fuelled by heroin and all procedes go towards heroinism
Holy shit... that Moominist can sure take his urine.

You know that bird last night? We got some good bloomin-moomin shit mo fokka.
by Tom March 2, 2005
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Moosing

To play with a girls bra straps
"no moosing tonight, we're going to the queen's wedding"
by Joe Taylor VII June 11, 2006
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Moosing

Surprising cars in remote areas at dusk by standing along the side of the road on your tippy toes, eyes wide, head out, using one hand to make antlers and the other to smoke a cigarette.
Slow down! Is that a moose? Oh wait, it's just some guy Moosing us.
by Chilltownian July 7, 2013
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Moosing

When you get together with a bunch of mooses and do moose stuff. Possible moose activities include speeding, sipping, tripping, dipping, chopping, wubbing, beaning, rolling, and donating to moose conservation groups.
I’ll moose over if y’all are moosing
by Moosetopherson P. Jones April 19, 2019
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mooninite

noun. (second definition).
A special type of dynamnite, the only weapon human kind has against those 50000 dimensional bad boys, the mooninites themselves.
Fred: God damn those mooninites to hell! A bunch of them came in the night, shaved the dogs, took all the tea cups and spread moon dust everywhere.

George: Don't worry mate. I've got my hands on a few sticks of mooninite. Call Bill, we'll need his car. We're gonna blow their little arses back to the moon. Oh yeah, and bring the itching powder and bleach, we'll giv'em a little something to send them on their way.
by robenk February 5, 2007
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