Moo-Cowed

To be fooled into an internet date by someone who is much fatter then their pictures indicate.

I had a Tinder date last Thursday but she moo-cowed me; she must've weighed 250.

by Ababababababa March 28, 2023

Moo Cow Kitty Fuckmilk

A girl that is so self centered that she could care less who or how she hurts her man, as long as she is getting someones jizz.

I had no idea that I had fallen in love with a Moo Cow Kitty Fuckmilk kinda girl....

by Frank (The Wiseguy) White September 10, 2021