employee of the month

An uncaring individual of a retail or customer service establishment who has no interest whatsoever in helping you.

Always there when you don't need them, and never around when you do.
Oh great, now I have to track down the employee of the month to get one of these stereos.
by RidinDirty August 13, 2006
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be homophobic month

every day on july you can be homophobic for 1 month . and the best part is that the gays can't cancel you
Dude 1 : yo its july , lets be extra homophobic for "be homophobic month"!
Dude 2 : lets do it
by the avrg neo-nazi June 14, 2023
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that time of the month

The time when a women has her period.
"God is she bitchy tonight. It must be that time of the month"
by Dana Mix August 18, 2003
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Pride month

Used to be a great place for LQBTQ+ community, but now its just a place where companies will make money out of it

Also has homophobic people begging for a straight pride month
Gay person: its finally pride month"

Companies: "oh i almost forgot here is a rainbow colored hotdog"

Random straight person on the internet: "where is straight pride month"
by Hello_there_reddit June 19, 2019
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18 months

a period of time that has been going on for 5 years and is probably going to go on forever.
friend 1: one direction broke up, right?
directioner: OF COURSE NOT! THEY'RE JUST ON AN 18 MONTHS HIATUS.
by niall's new angel March 09, 2021
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month of excess

the period from Thanksgiving through New Year's Eve, where anything you do has to be to the fullest and no rules apply. Eat, drink and be merry daily, and worry about your liver, your bulging waistline, and your job and other commitments in the remaining dark days of winter.

As an added bonus, living so excessively in this time period gives you the perfect New Year's resolution - just stop being so irresponsible!
Johnny: I went out until 3am Tuesday night, slept through two meetings, came to work at 2pm and left at 5pm for happy hour, where I ate the entire appetizer sampler platter for 4 by myself.

Chris: Aren't you worried about your job? Or your health?

Johnny: Month of excess!!
by holler! December 01, 2010
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Mae Month

The month of January where we celebrate Mae, a beautiful, smart, and amazingly perfect girl who owns Nates heart. We celebrate how she makes us smile, laugh, and just be happy in general. She has a certain way of being so likable and its lovely. WE LOVE YOU MAEEE!!!
Nate: Hey Mae, i love you thats why i celebrate Mae month.
Mae: stfuu noo!!!
by perculated January 29, 2021
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