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Montenegro

One of the hottest places on earth. Former Yugoslavia. Sexy females from here. Nice beaches.
I'm going to Montenegro for my vacation!
by milena March 18, 2003
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Sloppy Montes

The act of being an annoying grease ball at a party whilst believing everyone else thinks you're hot.
Fred - "See that dirty gutta over there?"
Ted - "Yea she is really being a Sloppy Montes."
by SpecialDelivery1 June 17, 2012
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Alex J Montero

The GREATEST Actor on the planet!!! He is known for his starring role as The Kid Who Only Hit Homers and for doing many professional podcasts. I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT HE DOES NEXT!!!
You - He did you see that AWESOME MOVIE THE OTHER DAY?!?!
Friend - THE ONE WITH ALEX J MONTERO??? IT WAS AMAZING!!!
by J MONTERO'S BIGGEST FAN May 18, 2022
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By the halls of Montezuma

An exclamation, a expression used when surprised, a reference to an ancient Aztec ruler. Used by psychic detective Shawn Spencer while solving a heinous crime.
By the halls of Montezuma! It was Jimmy who robbed the post office.
by Killane August 28, 2010
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Montenegrin

A person from the country Montenegro.
Montenegro is a county in Europe, right across the sea from Italy, and is on the Adriatic coast.
I am from Montenegro, therefore, I am Montenegrin.
by Miss Montenegro November 22, 2007
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montessori's revenge

montessori's revenge: the shit children give their parents after learning never to take "No," as an answer at (Montessori) schools and home.
The Smiths are suffering montessori's revenge from their daughter; damn, she gives them hell every time they tell her no.
by TooSick4U December 18, 2011
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Montenegro

The most beautiful place on the planet. There are thousands of different reasons why and here are some:

1. The beaches
2. The scenery
3. The women
4. I don't think there was one moment when I was in Montenegro that I wasn't mesmerized by something, whether it be a 500 year old stronghold in the middle of the sea, or how houses can be built on a 85 degree hill.
5. The people don't take shit, don't give a shit and are a pleasure to be around even though they are widely accepted as being the lazy asses who don't do anything. :)
6. The food is incredible as with all Balkan/Mediterranean food
7. Night-life is incredible
8. After spending 5 days there, you could literally be friends with and know about half of the population
9. You can ski and surf on the same day
10. The rich culture composed of many different former Yugoslavian countries.
Montenegro, literally translated = Black Mountain

Hey baby where should we go for vacation?

Cuba?

Naw that's too overated, let's go to Montenegro!

Okay, wasn't Casino Royale completely filmed there?

It sure was!
by Crnogorac7 March 25, 2011
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