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monitor lizard

One of those humans that sits in a room simultaneously monitoring multiple monitors arranged in a large panorama around the viewing chair, displaying a range of input sources such as the news, sports, cable tv shows, video games, porn, security cameras, etc.
For those that prefer to not disconnect from one channel to surf to the next on a single screen, but "parallel process" all of it by flitting attention back and forth between a dozen screens, information overload to the point of total saturation.
Especially popular with media/news reporting and intelligence/security ppl.
Some do it for a career, some do it for entertainment, some need to be completely distracted from reality.
We never see him outside in the day anymore, he won't answer his phone, his place reeks and is full of pizza boxes... he's turned into a monitor lizard.
by jona fin April 27, 2009
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Monitor Strat

A gaming tactic where one member of the team turns off his/her computer monitor while the remaining teammates eliminate themselves from the game and direct the 'blind' man to victory.
monitor strat is the best way to own noobs.
by esbézé December 12, 2008
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Monitor off

When the computing teacher locks the computers and yells "Monitor Off!"
Oi you "Monitor Off"
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Monitor_lite

Monitor_lite is super hot and cool and deserves everyone and everything
“ why is monitor_lite in my closet? “
by Cac joke May 7, 2021
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MonitorFilms

MonitorFilms is a cool Monitor who Films the Monitors and Monitors the Films with cool MonitorBuddys at the MonitorFilms Yummy Church. Also MonitorFilms is way dumber than you average Swaggy Soup Rat!
MonitorFilms LOVES to gobble down glizzys!
by MonitorFilms September 3, 2022
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Wall Monitor

A Wall Monitor is a subspecies of the Facebook stalker:

1. Someone who checks the status of people's relationships by seeing if they are posting on each other's Facebook walls.

2. Someone who sees a post on someone's Facebook wall and traces the conversation from wall to wall in reverse.
Wall Monitors know more about you than you do about them. They prune information from their profiles and scour yours. This is not an equal transaction.

In the future, everyone will be anonymous for 15 minutes.
by Memphis Jay April 6, 2008
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ankle monitor

An ankle monitor (also known as a tether, or ankle bracelet) is a homing device that defendants under house arrest or parole are required to wear. At all times, the ankle monitor sends a radio frequency signal containing location and other information to a receiver.
due to house arrest he had to wear the ankle monitor.
by adilkhan November 1, 2018
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