milkage

the past tense version of vigorously milking something like a cow

milkage is a noun which can also be used as a past tense verb

alphys in if undertale was realistic died to death by milkage

by anonymous March 4, 2023

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Canadian Milk Bag

A Canadian Milk Bag is when you purée man gravy and diarrhea, suck it up with a mini turkey baster and drop a tad in your whiskey lovin’ friends finest bottle of bourbon. If they have a whiskey bar, dose up every single bottle. Not too much though, you don’t want them to notice. You must be able to repeat this task over and over again until they die. Why you ask? Because we all know that Canadians make the best whisky. This also works for tequila.

Tonight I’m going over my friend Mikes house. If he starts making my ears bleed about his fuckin’ whiskey collection, I’m gonna Canadian Milk Bag his whole bar. Hey, I never said I was a good friend.

by Capt. Carfentnyl November 6, 2023

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Manitoba Milk Bag

Similar to a Chicago Mustache, the woman on the bottom wears a snow suit with cut outs on her breasts. She first shits on the man’s face while he eats her ass, giving him a mustache, then lactates on said mustache giving a “milk mustache”.

“Robin gave Kev a Manitoba Milk Bag last weekend on the frozen lake, eh”

by TenseChicken1008 February 23, 2026

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