The best person ever, he is perfect in every way. He plays trumpet, and has brown hair, is tall. He is perfect in every way.
by Theinsanleyhotguy April 4, 2018
Get the Milesmug. Ancient unit of length, originally invented by the Romans who defined it as 1000 paces of a Roman Legion. The word mile is Latin for 1000. Now mostly replaced in usaged around the world by the kilometre. The Roman mile was approx 1.48 km in length, the modern mile is 1.609344 km in length. Still used on British roads and most US roads for distances and for speed limits in miles per hour. Most countries have long since abandoned this archaic measurement. Still used in vernacular speech for exaggeration.
by Avoura December 28, 2005
Get the milemug. The Mile is the most feared P.E. course for all grades through all schools. The Mile i usually where the coach has all of the students line up and run a mile and the students usually are put in a death or death running situation because facing the gym teacher will get you killed but running the mile will kill you more slowly and painfully then a million beatings to the spleen! Good luck running the mile!
P.E teacher: alright everyone! we are going to run The Mile today!
that one kid: im feeling really sick now, and my head is about to explode, i think i need to go home right this second!
P.E teacher: nope jimmy, you have to run the mile like everyone else.
that one kid: im feeling really sick now, and my head is about to explode, i think i need to go home right this second!
P.E teacher: nope jimmy, you have to run the mile like everyone else.
by girlwhohatesliving January 30, 2021
Get the The Milemug. A strong, tall, man that is very smart . He Is nice generally but will fight for himself or his partner.
by (MILE$) December 10, 2019
Get the Milesmug. A tall guy who is usually over dramatic and likes to stir up drama, he usually hates being made fun of because of how tall he is. He’s also a pretty cool dude once you get to know him, he will help you under any circumstance and will always be there.
by (Your average dictionary) September 20, 2020
Get the Milesmug. Magical Floating Immortal Prostitute. He screwed half the population, and birthed the other. When He's not having affairs with shrek, kitchen appliances, or even short blonde elf boys, he enjoys the company of his zero friends and copious amounts of inappropriate jokes. Truly inspirational.
by sylwester salamon March 1, 2022
Get the Milesmug. Miles is caring, funny, and hot. But don’t get fooled because he will break your heart when you realized you loved him. Try to get over him even though it’s impossible and you can’t do it.
Allison: so what did you want to tell me?
Sara: I think i am in love with Miles. I thought it was just a crush but this has been going on for 2 years.
Sara: I think i am in love with Miles. I thought it was just a crush but this has been going on for 2 years.
by your.facebook.mom July 28, 2019
Get the Milesmug.