National Milf Day

this day is celebrated May 23rd EVERY year. we appreciate hot ass moms and future milfs

Chad: Yo Adam did u wish y/n a Happy National Milf Day. She’s so hot, def gonna be a milf one day.

by ilovehotmoms<3 April 16, 2021

Flag

Get the National Milf Day mug.

Milk A Milf Day

Every October 29th, you get to milk a milf's titties for a fresh glass for milf titty juice, its a national holiday celebrated by everyone regardless of religion or culture.

Derick: Hey dude, did you know it's Milk a Milf day today?

Chad: NO WAY DUDE? I SWEAR IT WAS NATIONAL ASS EATING DAY LIKE YESTERDAY

Derrick: Time to approach some milfs.

by fairyfaggot February 26, 2021

Flag

Get the Milk A Milf Day mug.

Related Words

milfunction • MILFUTA • milfu • Milfudge • milfudi • milf hunter • milf day • Mifu • Milfer • MILFIA

milf lover

matteo

Matteo is such a milf lover

guy 1: hey you see matteo over there
guy 2: yea bro he keeps simping on my mom
guy 1: he's such a milf lover

by jojodoyo May 16, 2023

Flag

Get the milf lover mug.

When a small white male, and a VERY large black woman get together and they lay on the floor and the black woman wraps her arms and legs around the male, making sure his head is between her breasts, then they both proceed to shake vigorously.

>Are you still dating that "Joline" chick??

>Hell yes! Yesterday I got a Chocolate Milf-Shake!

>Nice!

by IKHONKEY KONGXI April 22, 2011

Flag

Get the Chocolate Milf-Shake mug.

wardrobe malfunction

1.When a guy gets his penis caught in the fly zipper of his pants and has to be rushed to an emergency room in order to have his pants removed surgically.

Ben Stiller scene in the movie, “There is Something About Mary”

by Dr. Sardonicus April 3, 2004

Flag