A sober living and therapy center located in Milford Michigan. Owned by the domineering husband and wife of Liz and Rhett, their business engineered to extract every cent from its clients
Home to many unethical practices, Milford Counseling thrives on subjugating clients
It was started when the narcissistic Liz and her husband Rhett were given a large injection of cashflow by none other than the latter's father
Despite all of this, Milford Counseling can be a great place to get your life together. Put your head down, stay off the radar, think for yourself, and break all the rules that you can get away with. I recommend breaking curfew and sneaking out to bang older women as often as humanly possible.
Usually there is a core group of cool young dudes to have as a small family and support group, and alot of washed up idiots who talk out their ass like they know something about life or recovery even though this is their 15th time of throwing it all away and ending up with nothing. Use your own brain at all costs.
The best course of action is get the highest paying job you can find, Hit the gym daily no matter what and eat a kidney destroying level of protein and calories to get wicked
There is hope, many a great young roofer guitar player and motocross rider have been through the program and came out the other side with much longer hair and much larger muscles.
only other saving grace is the kind and cute girls at the front desk like Olivia and Lilly. IT IS POSSIBLE
Home to many unethical practices, Milford Counseling thrives on subjugating clients
It was started when the narcissistic Liz and her husband Rhett were given a large injection of cashflow by none other than the latter's father
Despite all of this, Milford Counseling can be a great place to get your life together. Put your head down, stay off the radar, think for yourself, and break all the rules that you can get away with. I recommend breaking curfew and sneaking out to bang older women as often as humanly possible.
Usually there is a core group of cool young dudes to have as a small family and support group, and alot of washed up idiots who talk out their ass like they know something about life or recovery even though this is their 15th time of throwing it all away and ending up with nothing. Use your own brain at all costs.
The best course of action is get the highest paying job you can find, Hit the gym daily no matter what and eat a kidney destroying level of protein and calories to get wicked
There is hope, many a great young roofer guitar player and motocross rider have been through the program and came out the other side with much longer hair and much larger muscles.
only other saving grace is the kind and cute girls at the front desk like Olivia and Lilly. IT IS POSSIBLE
Joe: I got a 50cent raise at the butcher! But I'm not that stoked because they're just gonna take it all anyway
Taxi: what do you mean dude
Joe: I gave the office my proof of income and they raised my rent more than double what my raise will earn me.
Taxi: Milford counseling is so dishonest and depraved
Example 2:
Rhett: Today I woke up with an attitude of gratitude and a syringe full of test cyp! I hit the gym at 530 AM. If you really wanna stay sober and have a great life, then you gotta get on your knees every morning and talk and you listen to your higher power!!!!!!! Me and my family just went on our 3rd vacation this year to the Caribbean on your dime from working at smoke Street and Kroger and the damn palate and speedway.
Example 3: long haired dude: Rhett said I missed a drug test but I didn't and then when I called him out and he checked the test results and found out he was wrong he threw a roid rage in the parking lot to old Mark M.
Dave the counselor: we already packed all your shit up in bags
Long hair: Dave you could use some of those test injections, bad.
Derek: well how did that make you feel
Taxi: what do you mean dude
Joe: I gave the office my proof of income and they raised my rent more than double what my raise will earn me.
Taxi: Milford counseling is so dishonest and depraved
Example 2:
Rhett: Today I woke up with an attitude of gratitude and a syringe full of test cyp! I hit the gym at 530 AM. If you really wanna stay sober and have a great life, then you gotta get on your knees every morning and talk and you listen to your higher power!!!!!!! Me and my family just went on our 3rd vacation this year to the Caribbean on your dime from working at smoke Street and Kroger and the damn palate and speedway.
Example 3: long haired dude: Rhett said I missed a drug test but I didn't and then when I called him out and he checked the test results and found out he was wrong he threw a roid rage in the parking lot to old Mark M.
Dave the counselor: we already packed all your shit up in bags
Long hair: Dave you could use some of those test injections, bad.
Derek: well how did that make you feel
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Mike: yo wanna lift after yoga?
Brad: fuck yeah dude, then we can go to Kroger and holler at some wine moms
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Get the Mr. Milford mug.A place where the majority of NMHS grads who pursue higher education live at home with their parents and commute to WestConn.
A place where the newly restored downtown is a haven to scumbags who dropped out of school, have no job, wear nothing but black, and smoke who knows what. The Green is often referred to as "Crack Island". (WARNING! buying unknown drugs and o.d.ing=bad) Also, the movie "Deeds" with Adam Sandler was filmed some in the area.
The vehicle of choice driven by residents is a Jeep. Next in line would be a pick-up.
If going to see a movie, bowling, shopping at Wal-Mart, hangin' at the Maxx, or using the new skate park aren't activities the youth enjoy, they usually turn to things such as vandalizing a cemetery or other acts of violence on inanimate objects.
Music of choice would be rock on i95.1 (it SHOULD be 106.9WCCC). Country is ok in certain situations. Rap and pop should NEVER be played.
New Milford has some scenic, peaceful dirt roads (WARNING! young girl+older guys=bad).
New Milford's pastime is camping, often including a keg of beer and a nice bonfire. (WARNING! keg in bonfire=bad).
High Schoolers and college students often hold house parties that 95% of the time get broken up by cops. (WARNING! consuming a gallon of liquor by one person in one sitting=bad).
McDonald's is the hang out for people who drive botch-job import ricers. They are known as "McWiggers" for their wannabe black selves. (WARNING! cars with racing slicks=bad in snow. dumb asses).
Dunkin'Donuts is the hang out for bikers and 4 wheelers. They are known as bad asses.
Everyone tries to buy gas at the same time at the Sunoco on 202. (WARNING! black guy running from the cops=bad).
New Milford was named the 67th best town in America by Money Magazine. (WARNING! Just because you live in NM doesn't mean you're the best).
A place where the newly restored downtown is a haven to scumbags who dropped out of school, have no job, wear nothing but black, and smoke who knows what. The Green is often referred to as "Crack Island". (WARNING! buying unknown drugs and o.d.ing=bad) Also, the movie "Deeds" with Adam Sandler was filmed some in the area.
The vehicle of choice driven by residents is a Jeep. Next in line would be a pick-up.
If going to see a movie, bowling, shopping at Wal-Mart, hangin' at the Maxx, or using the new skate park aren't activities the youth enjoy, they usually turn to things such as vandalizing a cemetery or other acts of violence on inanimate objects.
Music of choice would be rock on i95.1 (it SHOULD be 106.9WCCC). Country is ok in certain situations. Rap and pop should NEVER be played.
New Milford has some scenic, peaceful dirt roads (WARNING! young girl+older guys=bad).
New Milford's pastime is camping, often including a keg of beer and a nice bonfire. (WARNING! keg in bonfire=bad).
High Schoolers and college students often hold house parties that 95% of the time get broken up by cops. (WARNING! consuming a gallon of liquor by one person in one sitting=bad).
McDonald's is the hang out for people who drive botch-job import ricers. They are known as "McWiggers" for their wannabe black selves. (WARNING! cars with racing slicks=bad in snow. dumb asses).
Dunkin'Donuts is the hang out for bikers and 4 wheelers. They are known as bad asses.
Everyone tries to buy gas at the same time at the Sunoco on 202. (WARNING! black guy running from the cops=bad).
New Milford was named the 67th best town in America by Money Magazine. (WARNING! Just because you live in NM doesn't mean you're the best).
(Host of party in Danbury): "yo man, where you from?"
(New Milford resident): "New Milford"
(Host): "you guys get owned all the time. sucks to be you" ::starts non-stop flaming::
(New Milford resident): "New Milford"
(Host): "you guys get owned all the time. sucks to be you" ::starts non-stop flaming::
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Get the new milford mug.New Milford, NJ is a tiny Town with a million residents in Bergen County, NJ. We could have been a nice town like our neighbors but our genius fore fathers head the great fore sight to sell off 1/4 of our town's land to a low life slum lord. This place is called Brookchester Apartments. Also, we sold off three schools only to have to add on to the three schools we had left. Yet another genius move by previous administrations.
Flanked by even dumpier towns and also nicer towns on the other side of the Hackensack River.
Flanked by even dumpier towns and also nicer towns on the other side of the Hackensack River.
I'm from New Milford, NJ.
Oh, wow thats far, like up by Rt. 23?
No, not WEST Milford, the other, shittier one.
Oh, wow thats far, like up by Rt. 23?
No, not WEST Milford, the other, shittier one.
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