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sloppy midwestern storm

When a bigger southern girl rides you so fast her fat slaps together making what sounds like thunder until you cum so hard it represents rain.
I came so hard last night when my girl gave me a sloppy Midwestern storm
by Big fat chick November 30, 2019
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Midwestern Bento Box

A type of sex orgy in which all participants arrange themselves in a Tetris like stacked position and pleasure each other.
Tyler, was taken away by the pressure of Allison’s fat ass on his face, because she was on top of the midwestern bento box
by Andyrewg123 December 27, 2019
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midwestern emo

someone who would end up on r/iamverybadass. usually makes comments such as "sorry, i was fighting off my demons" or "people underestimate what i am capable" of to either hit on chicks or "scare" people with little to no success
Midwestern Emo: "I'm sorry for not answering you bbg, I was fighting off the demons in my head..:
*left on read*
by jupitershmupiter January 9, 2022
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Midwestern State University

A place where all the fucking geese in the northern hemisphere migrate to when it gets to cold.
Did you see all those fuckin geese poo on the ground at Midwestern State University
by Theadore guisel December 6, 2022
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midwesterner cold medicine

An alcoholic beverage containing some type of tea “served hot” with whisky and typically a little lemon and honey is added.
This gorgeous girl and I got a little tipsy on some Midwesterner cold medicine when we went to look at the Christmas lights down town.

Also referred to as a “hottie Tottie
by McGooo November 23, 2022
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Midwestern Ass

An ass that is naturally beefy but not defined.

A midwestern ass has a lot of surface area but do to lack of definition it blends into the thighs just slightly.
You can tell she’s from Nebraska. Look at that midwestern ass. It’s all corn
by Lol Tina March 23, 2024
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Midwestern Masochist

A blue collar individual from the American Midwest that consistently votes against their own interests in successive elections.
Those Midwestern masochists have been voting reliably for Democrats for decades.
by deplorable#45 March 8, 2023
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