madear

A slang term for Mother Dear. In the south the saying was "Madear"

Madear you look so beautiful today.

by ToyaNew January 26, 2017

Mide

Mide

pronounced: Meda

beautiful irish lass who is tolerant but not a pushover, can win anyone over with her smile. If you met a Mide don't let her go, she won't let you down.

Mide is my best friend
You'd have to be a Mide to put up with someone like that

by elliepxxx March 28, 2011

midgaphaeliac

someone who is completely obsessed with midgets/ people of a short stature (medically speaking of 127cm or less in height). People with this condition can't control themselves when they see 'little people', much to the embarrassment of those around them.

I was walking through the shops the other day with Anne-Maree, when she started whispering excitedly "look a midget, a midget, IT'S A MIDGET!!!!!"!! She's such a midgaphaeliac - totally obsessed. It's so embarrassing.

by Taryn Gerie January 15, 2008

Midas

A person with a humungous dick.

Wow did you see his huge buldge, he's such a Midas

by Midasiscoolasf December 7, 2019

Reverse Midas Touch

A state-of-being, when, literally, EVERYTHING you touch turns to shit. The more important the thing is, the bigger pile of shit it becomes. There is nothing to be done to reverse this condition except time. Generally doesn't last more than 24 hours. It can also be used to refer to a general trend regarding your state-of-being, not just a single incident. (Like having a bad hair day, this would be a Reverse Midas Touch Day)

You've decided it's time to tell the person you've been dating that you love them. The perfect moment arrives, your faces are close, you smile and say, "I love you so much _______" (insert the name, not of your lover but of your ex - who they know) The look on their face says it all. Your first time sharing your soul with your lover, and it's not just bad, it's total shit. You stammer out an apology, and insert the name of your ex AGAIN, instead of saying their name. A true Reverse Midas Touch Moment. In your attempt to make this moment perfect, your anxiety to do so got the better of you causing you to totally fuck it up. hoisted by your own petard Instead of it being the beautiful moment you wished for, you find yourself going to hell in a hand basket

by WuWu LaFong September 1, 2013

midbag

ball sack that is connected halfway up the penis

id go balls deep. but my midbag is getting in the way =(

by Bsteeze June 16, 2010

Midale

A small town in the middle of nowhere in Saskatchewan. In Midale they are cut off from the world and have never heard of a toga party, amazon, Bahumbug/Scrooge, Dr. Jekyll and Hyde, and Bloody Mary. People from this town tend to listen to country music and play their bangos on their porches. They tend to all play hockey, and the good hockey players tend to head to Weyburn to play hockey.

OMG that girl doesn't know what a toga party is, she is sooo from Midale!

by TOGA PARTY January 7, 2011