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Middle Eastern Gun Training

There are four steps

Step 1: Make sure the weapon is dirty. Like a rectum

Step 2: Assume regular firing position then drop your left arm to your side

Step 3: Point gun in a random direction, so Allah can rain them back down on the Infidels

Step 4: Yell " Aloha Snackbar" the entire time
by ImmaNut January 24, 2017
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Cheesy Middle Eastern Grease Bomb

When you're about to ejaculate, you stuff the tip of your penis onto the buttcheek of your partner's freshly shit, unwiped ass, making the semen spray in all directions over the buttcheek, looking like a poorly made cheesy grease bomb.
My partner shit last night so we decided to do a Cheesy Middle Eastern Grease Bomb before she wiped. It was amazing!
by PigeonLuvr September 20, 2021
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Middle Eastern chocolate bar

When someone from the middle east is dehydrated and takes a dump resulting in a long and stone like shit.
by Edgy2002 May 18, 2017
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Middle eastern mess

the entire country of the middle Mediterraneans redistricted by Hitler in the 40s under different names.
'nobody cares about that middle eastern mess'

Like Beyonce said 'get out of here with that illuminati mess'
by anonymous August 10, 2025
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