MichaelLu

An organism that rejects all truths no matter how true they may be. Claims that others are stalkers when in fact it is infatuated with some random girl it found online from Canada and spends countless hours on free website webcams.

1) Hey did you hear that thing over there called a Michaellu thinks you're a stalker? HAHA get real that's a Michaellu you are talking about.

2) Me "Hey look at my acceptance letter to Harvard man!"
A Michaellu- "Not real."

Me "Oh yea I forgot I'm talking to a Michaellu."

3) Me "Remember how I owned you in Super Smash Bros. Brawl Micaellu?"

A Michaellu- "More like I beat you!"
Me "Shut up! You're just another stupid Michaellu."

by VancouverAmber December 7, 2009

Bret Michaels Sunday

A day in the life of Bret Michaels.

Drink to 4 am on a Sunday morning. Walk home when the taxi doesn't arrive. Rest for a few hours. Get breakfast at 1 pm. Gamble a little. Then randomly hit up the strip club at 2 pm for a minimum of 3-hours. (I can't emphasize 'randomly' enough)

Wearing a Duke lacrosse t-shirt is optional but recommended.

At da club, when asked if you'd like a private dance, simply reply, "Not on Sundays."

Throw in a fist pump or two.

Make sure your bumper has been hit by a 3-tone car with expired tabs prior to leaving the parking lot.

This concludes a Bret Michaels Sunday

You'll never enjoy a Sunday as much as a Bret Michaels Sunday.

by Original Member of the Bret Michaels Sunday March 3, 2008

Bret Michaels

20ish years ago1980's: a pretty awesome & hot lead singer for the kick-ass hair metal band Poison.

Present Day: a giant tool-bag who doesn't know how to age well, whose best friend is his right hand, and still thinks he is 20 years old and can get all the girls he wants. we'll just call it a mid-life crisis.

Zach: look, it's Bret Michaels.
Robin: what a shame. he used to be so cool
Zach: yea too bad he's a giant toolbag now.

by RouxRoux February 24, 2009

Michaelmas

Michaelmas, Christian feast of St. Michael the Archangel, celebrated in the Western churches on September 29 and in the Eastern Church on November 8. Typically, families gather for a dinner of goose on Michaelmas. The monday following Michaelmas is often the starting point of the semester at English Universities.

I love it when we have goose for Michaelmas.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 20, 2005

Randy Michaels

A fat disgusting pig of a human who hates music and enjoys destroying great music stations for his own financial gain. Current CEO of Merlin Media and former CEO of Chicago-based Tribune Co. Michaels became public enemy number one in Chicago in June 2011 after it was announced he had purchased alternative radio station Q101 and planned to turn it into a news/talk station. The station's staff was let go on July 14th and the station became a news station later that month.

"My favorite radio format has always been spoken radio"

"As music moves to the ipod, it's time for news radio to move to FM"
-both quotes from Randy Michaels, who is one of the most hated men in Chicago

by Gaaraofthedamned August 14, 2011

Bret Michaels

Lead Vocalist Of Poison. Poison is a heavy metal band established in the late 1980's. Bret Michaels also stars on the VH1 hit show, Rock Of Love.

Ashley-"Hey, did you see Rock Of Love last night?"
Rachel-"Yeah! Bret Michaels was looking pretty damn hot."

by Teala007 August 4, 2007

St. Michaels College School

The act of being the greatest high school in the Greater Toronto Area.
Being known to destroy the competition such as Upper Canada College and Del La Salle.

St. Michaels College School Student: Hey were gonna bring down the St. mikes hammer on your ass.

UCC Student: I know... I wish I wasn't such a preppy bastard

by Mikeemon January 9, 2009