methylphenidate

the non vox populii name for Ritalin

teacher: does anyone know what the common name for methylphenidate is?

student: i think it's Ritalin

by Sexydimma December 28, 2013

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Methylfentylated

A state of acute intoxication, induced by rapid concurrent dosing of methamphetaine, and its star crossed chemical soulmate, Fentanyl, or any of its blissful seductive analogues . Easily identifiable by Nick drooling and blankly staring at the wall with intensity burning in his eyes like map gas.

Hank had a great time last night, though this morning It became clear that he was extremely methylfentylated when we found that he had passed out with dick in hand, masturbating furiously while crouched down in the closet.

by TurboSloMoTurtle May 20, 2017

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methylander

A resident of Maryland who is addicted to crack

That tweeker is from Maryland where they’re referred to as Methylanders

by Creativedefinitioner November 17, 2018

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Methlete

A person who frequently uses Meth yet takes care of business such as paying bills, showering, laundry, and any other make believe task because it literally does not happen

Little Jeffrey has to stay after school for the Methletes club and it can sometimes last 2-3 days straight. They try to get a lot done.

by Dig Nitty March 3, 2019

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Methlete

A needle injecting meth head that always wins or takes first place at track and filth.

Stevo: Hey Davo did ya see that skinny crackhead chick that came around Gary's today for a pipnic.
Davo: yeh no shit aye, she must inject the stuff usually.
Stevo: yeh i would say she is definitely a methlete from way back with track marks like that.

by BUCKYWEED1988 February 14, 2020

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