Meteorologist

A person who gets paid to guess what the weather will be on a daily and weekly basis.

It's raining, but the meteorologist said it would be sunny and 75 for the fourth day in a row.

by Jesse114 January 15, 2019

Mediterranean Meteoromaniac (MMM)

One who suffers of the eponymous disease.

The subject is always seeking for sun everywhere, even in places that are not commonly affected by this kind of natural phenomena, like Norway, Germany, Canada or the North Pole.
The subject shows a particular hostile reaction to rain and snow, and immediately starts to write status on Facebook to share these strange feelings.
The subject is often born in a Mediterranean zone, but living and working in a foreign land, where the winters are cold or extremely cold.

Example 1)

Normal guy: "Oh yes, it's snowing... what a marvellous landscape!"

Mediterranean Meteoromaniac (MMM): "Oh shit, not again!"

Normal guy: "C'mon pal... we're living in Norway!!!"

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Example 2)

MMM typical Facebook status when it's raining: "It's raining. Shit."

MMM tyipical Facebook status when it's snowing: "Shit. It's snowing."

by Ade1623 December 20, 2010

memoroid

To have a Memoriod is to not know between which state a thought and a memory is, or which one has come before the other.

I must be having have a memoroid as I can not tell if I was or am awake or asleep.

by synesthomp September 6, 2016

meteoropathetic

When your mood is affected by something as irrelevant as the weather that you don't even interact with.

- Do you ever get sad because the weather outside is so gloomy?
- Yeah, there's a term for that. It's called being meteoropathetic. Get back to work.

by nraw_ March 11, 2021

Facebook meteorologist

An idiot who thinks that everyone else doesn't already know that it's pouring outside. We all have at least seven of these self-proclaimed storm chasers in our Friends List.

Facebook meteorologist: OMFG SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE txt me lol(:
Commenter: Way to go, Captain Obvious. I had no fucking clue.

by Xile-Lord August 17, 2011

Armchair Meteorologist

A person who does not have any background in meteorology but still says certain things are going to happen, normally from the comfort of home with an installed radar on their PC or phone and never uses actual weather models to make predictions.

Jeff keeps saying the storm will die out before it hits us, he's really being an armchair meteorologist.

by Ragu_Gaming June 17, 2021

Metroid Junkie

Someone who is obsessed with the video game series Metroid

Nate is such a Metroid Junkie

by MetroidPimp July 8, 2010