Merf 

Vommiting from the comsumption of too much Marijuana.

Bill smoked three bowls and a blunt and totally merfed man.

Merf by Theman.com December 15, 2008

merf 

the act of jumping off of the middle floor of a building.

I cant take nemore of these damn muffins, im gonna merf yo!

merf by heebie jeebie March 5, 2003

merf 

1. an utterance of exertion upon lifting a large, awkward object.
2. an utterance of exhaustion upon the dropping of a large, awkward object.

1. with a mighty cry of "merf!" he heaved the dishwasher onto his shoulder.

2. "merf." she sighed after dropping the engine onto the garage floor.

merf by kita June 8, 2004

merf 

The act of two men finding a dead woman that has been dead for a month then one man eats her out while the other pushes on her stomache to push her guts out onto the other man face.

Hey man lets get drunk and go merf that chick we ganked last month

merf by Jon Erwin April 15, 2006

merf 

Merf: V. 1. To choke someone out 2. To smother someone

A: Did you about that wrestler?
B: Oh shit yeah, Chris Binoit. That psycho merfed his kid.

merf by Phil Good August 24, 2007

Merf 

Horny

I was very merf today when I seen that booty!

Merf by Sissyhoe November 6, 2015

Merf 

The act of getting the shit beaten out of you by your friends as a joke

adj. merfed

Whoever falls asleep first is about to get merfed...

Merf by Dill Pill April 16, 2019