Meets

A Meets is a person who has hair everywhere on their body excluding the top of their heads. Topless Meets's are commonly mistaken for rough bears on the beach and have led to many false animal control calls. They imitate the Walt Disney character Goofy when walking, this is due to their feet merging with their vellies.

A Meets can be found in areas with a high concentration of females, and will be observed to travel a few meters behind the female specimens.

A Meets has the able to buy anything from anyone at their desired price. In extreme cases a Meets can even negotiate to the point where a salesperson will pay the Meets to take the item.

A common disability known to pop up in the Meets bloodline is color blindness, this is due to their genetic tendency to stare directly at the Sun.

A Meets will make one of the most reliable friends and have a heart of gold.

An example animal control call is supplied:
911: "911 whats your emergency"
Karen: "a bear, there is a Bear on the Beach"
911: "Mam are you sure it is not the youngest member of the meets family, does he have hair on top of his head"
Karen: "Not a single hair"
911: " Mam what you have encountered today was not a bear, it was a Meets. To confirm that it is n Meets and not a bear please describe the way it walks"
Karen: " His walk resembles that of Goofy"
911: "Then it is indeed a meets, mam should I refer a counselor to you to help you recover from the dramatic experience?"
Karen: "Yes please"

Mr Meets just bought a burger and got a tip from the waiter.

by Magniesenie August 19, 2022

meeting

a meeting of any anonymous fellowship like a.a or n.a

addict 1: you goin to the 830 meeting tonight
addict 2: ya man
addict 1: see ya there

by im joseph, im an addict LOL July 31, 2006

meeting

A period of time used to talk about the things(work) you should do if you were not in a meeting.

we have a meeting for the project at 10Am.

by David Croteau. August 10, 2006

Meet

To french kiss someone, used in Belfast mainly, sometimes heard in Dublin, Similar to face which is used in Antrim and Ballymena, also similar to shift which is used near the border
To meet, to snog someone
to be meeting, not going out but not 100% single
to have met, past tense

steek- Ere will yee meet me mate?
millie- aye, wen were?
steek- nie
millie- hi much i getin paid?

by wee mee :D July 23, 2008

meeting

Used by teachers to discuss having a cigarette on their break. Usually used in front of the children.

"Hey, are you going to that meeting at recess?"
"Hey, hurry up we have that meeting"
and the most obvious use of the word
"Hey are you coming for a meeting at recess?"

by DonnaM April 30, 2006

Meetings

An old tradition used by people to gather before the creation of the Internet.

Back in the 1900s, people would gather in meetings to solve problems. But once the Internet was invented, there was no need. Although for many years, stupid people would still find them to be important.

by adventurini April 27, 2015

Meet

This is when two people stick their tongues down each other's throats. If there was a girl and a boy meeting the girl would wrap her hands around his neck and the boy would put his hands on her ass

Here would ya meet my friend over there *points to some feen standing around*

by Jara2002 April 25, 2017