"Oh my god, I think I just meefed myself!" / "Babe can you take the laundry out of the drier. I'm bleeding like I'm dying and I'm worried I might meef all over the floor"
by JSsqueezy September 29, 2020
by Nick June 14, 2006
When someone involuntarily, makes a spastic noise out of their mouth that resembles the sound of a queef
by Michael Hair April 10, 2008
a term to describe a state of extreme stain and exaustion, excessive amounts of pain, or pure, obsene and raw sex.
Faber meefs every girl he meets.
I kicked Ray in the balls, and he said 'Meef'!
Mikey meefed on the couch.
I kicked Ray in the balls, and he said 'Meef'!
Mikey meefed on the couch.
by Wulfy April 18, 2007
Meef meef is slang for motherfucker, derived from Military jargon to describe a noun, proper noun or a plural noun. Synonym would be mafk ma-fk.
I can't get this meef to fit. This mafk is square and this meefin hole is a circle.
"Did you hear about Sanchez"? "Yeah the meef got drunk and fought PMO after he drove on base with a beer in hand, that mafk is gonna get 45/45 2 months half pay".
"Did you hear about Sanchez"? "Yeah the meef got drunk and fought PMO after he drove on base with a beer in hand, that mafk is gonna get 45/45 2 months half pay".
by Mister_Meef January 06, 2019
by Berrybitch214ha November 24, 2018
My dad always gets pissed off when he picks up a seemingly unopened soda off the counter just to discover I had been meef sucking at it all morning.
I don’t mind that Pesbin likes to savor his drinks, but the slurping is so annoying when he’s meef sucking!
I don’t mind that Pesbin likes to savor his drinks, but the slurping is so annoying when he’s meef sucking!
by GerthPaul September 28, 2020